Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.
You're doing it now.
...eight...
No, it's terrific. You can just taste the vitamin A and D. It's great.
because they refuse to turn the keys when the computers tell them to!
alienated from his parents, has few friends.
I can't get in to stand down the missiles.
- Oh, my God! That's the wrong one! - [Alarm blares]
Eight!
I think it's jammed from inside.
I can't talk about it right now. Listen...
The War Operation Plan Response.
It's trying to hit the codes to launch the missiles.
- What's the difference? - Oh, wow.
Can I talk to McKittrick?
- Anywhere? - Anywhere.
[repeating chant]
[Computer tone beeping]
...I was gonna be on TV?
He's still playing the game! He's gonna start a war!
They want to know why we're provoking them.
[Beeping]
- Yes? - What is so amusing?
Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high.
_
How about a nice game of chess Lorena?
[George] Kid says your computer called him.
Get the men out of the loop.
Alarm reset.
If he's alive, why'd the obituary say he's dead?
- What are you doing? - Changing your grade.
"List games."
That's him?
Maybe more.
-
so that we'd have no choice but to totally annihilate them?
[Jennifer] You really haven't been listening.
I want somebody on the phone before I kill 20 million people.
Why not?
I believe you.
- Tell them to flush the bombers. - Yes, sir.
Thirty seconds to impact.
- [Boy] Sprout roots? - [Teacher] David!
Confidence is high, I repeat confidence is high
current def con is at 5 you dummys lets stay at defcon 5 before spreading lies about being at defcon 1
We are at DEFCON 1
Neither have I.
[Line ringing]
[Rapid beeping]
The president's ready to order a counter-strike.
animate your gif, sir.
сс сс
I'll be escorting you to federal authorities in Denver
Name that movie!
[Missile engine rumbling]
I am screwed!
Arthur.
That's OK.
Silicon DYODE
What does this say about the state of our country?
[Buzzer sounds]
Bolton's Still Playing The Game! He's Gonna Start A War!
I'm Lyle Watson, this is Arthur Cabot.
What has this kid been telling you?
- Here, Dad. - Uh-oh.
- I know, Ma. - Sh!
- Do you have to take a leak? - No.
Damn it, John, I want some answers and I want them now!
Where should we go?
...who dominated the world through age after age.
Hold the goddamn door!
They need a table for 8 approve the Resi, Sir
We are at DEFCON 1.
- Why? - Why? Because...
[Mother continues indistinctly]
The random number generators aren't even running.
These guys can get a little nervous.
Bullshit!
You're calling every number in Sunnyvale?
[~ The Beepers: "Video Fever"]
[Mother laughing]
- What you got here, Joe? - We have a radar tracking.
Yeah, they found it in the trash.
Yeah. He's up in his room.
That's OK. You were perfect.
All right.
George is with the FBI. He brought the kid in.
He Was Pretty Old. He Was 41."
[Man over PA] Stand clear.
innovative concepts occasionally arise
They're clear! They're clear!
- These aren't necessary, the handcuffs? - No, sir.
We have to be on a plane in less than an hour.
[Phone rings]
...five...
[Laughs] I don't think I have the right program.
Turn on the printer. I want to get a printout of this.
That's all right. Who are you?
Major Lem, get me a report on the WOPR.
- I'll read you your rights. - Step over here.
This is some setup.
on Tall Cedar Road.
Stand by to authenticate.
- We took it out. - Can we invade the deep logic?
It estimates Soviet responses to our responses,
Go to DEFCON 2.
- Are those your grades? - Yep.
Miss Mack!
"Later. Let's play...
COME ON. SKIP, GODDAMN IT!
They ran and they swam and they fought and they flew,
- Why don't they go to Disneyland? - I think they're going tomorrow.
Try anything.