Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miss Mack!
You're calling every number in Sunnyvale?
I think it's jammed from inside.
[Beeping]
[Mother laughing]
[Computer tone beeping]
[Buzzer sounds]
The War Operation Plan Response.
- Why don't they go to Disneyland? - I think they're going tomorrow.
I want somebody on the phone before I kill 20 million people.
If he's alive, why'd the obituary say he's dead?
[Mother continues indistinctly]
How about a nice game of chess Lorena?
I can't get in to stand down the missiles.
I believe you.
- What you got here, Joe? - We have a radar tracking.
- I know, Ma. - Sh!
He's still playing the game! He's gonna start a war!
- Why? - Why? Because...
Turn on the printer. I want to get a printout of this.
No, it's terrific. You can just taste the vitamin A and D. It's great.
alienated from his parents, has few friends.
That's all right. Who are you?
I'll be escorting you to federal authorities in Denver
Stand by to authenticate.
...I was gonna be on TV?
The president's ready to order a counter-strike.
Hold the goddamn door!
[repeating chant]
They need a table for 8 approve the Resi, Sir
- Do you have to take a leak? - No.
on Tall Cedar Road.
The random number generators aren't even running.
It's trying to hit the codes to launch the missiles.
Arthur.
[Missile engine rumbling]
...five...
Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.
What does this say about the state of our country?
That's him?
- Are those your grades? - Yep.
Go to DEFCON 2.
- Tell them to flush the bombers. - Yes, sir.
Major Lem, get me a report on the WOPR.
because they refuse to turn the keys when the computers tell them to!
George is with the FBI. He brought the kid in.
Thirty seconds to impact.
They ran and they swam and they fought and they flew,
- Oh, my God! That's the wrong one! - [Alarm blares]
- What are you doing? - Changing your grade.
I can't talk about it right now. Listen...
Eight!
That's OK. You were perfect.
They're clear! They're clear!
-
He Was Pretty Old. He Was 41."
These guys can get a little nervous.
- What's the difference? - Oh, wow.
[Man over PA] Stand clear.
[~ The Beepers: "Video Fever"]
- [Boy] Sprout roots? - [Teacher] David!
Confidence is high, I repeat confidence is high
Where should we go?
We are at DEFCON 1.
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Name that movie!
- I'll read you your rights. - Step over here.
All right.
That's OK.
We have to be on a plane in less than an hour.
"Later. Let's play...
Try anything.
I'm Lyle Watson, this is Arthur Cabot.
Can I talk to McKittrick?
Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high.
"List games."
- Here, Dad. - Uh-oh.
COME ON. SKIP, GODDAMN IT!
They want to know why we're provoking them.
[Phone rings]
- We took it out. - Can we invade the deep logic?
Maybe more.
What has this kid been telling you?
innovative concepts occasionally arise
Silicon DYODE
animate your gif, sir.
We are at DEFCON 1
[George] Kid says your computer called him.
so that we'd have no choice but to totally annihilate them?
Yeah. He's up in his room.
...eight...
Damn it, John, I want some answers and I want them now!
You're doing it now.
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...who dominated the world through age after age.
Bullshit!
[Jennifer] You really haven't been listening.
Why not?
- These aren't necessary, the handcuffs? - No, sir.
This is some setup.
Neither have I.
Alarm reset.
Yeah, they found it in the trash.
current def con is at 5 you dummys lets stay at defcon 5 before spreading lies about being at defcon 1
[Laughs] I don't think I have the right program.
It estimates Soviet responses to our responses,
[Rapid beeping]
Bolton's Still Playing The Game! He's Gonna Start A War!
- Yes? - What is so amusing?
- Anywhere? - Anywhere.
Get the men out of the loop.
I am screwed!
[Line ringing]