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- So why don't you get back there? - Thank you very much, sir.
Yeah. Of course.
Hi.
[Indistinct PA announcement]
- Congratulations, dear! - Oh!
- It's a bluff. Call it off. - It's not a bluff. It's real.
[Phone ringing]
[All cheering]
You're not talking to anybody. The FBI's coming soon.
Shan on the plane
[Beeping]
Here!
[Beeping]
But back at the war room, they believe you can win a nuclear war...
we now have approximately 24 targets in track.
Missile warning reports no malfunction. Confidence remains high.
One.
No, he was pretty old. He was 41
You know, I worry about that kid.
We told them it was just an exercise.
.
- No. - Come on.
I haven't seen you in school. Are you sick?
Time to impact: 8 minutes.
Initial impact points in the 43rd bomb wing at Loring,
Do you understand these rights?
Decided to play dead?
Target selection complete. Time on target sequence complete.
Game time elapsed:
Hold the door. Hold the door.
Yes, sir.
[Man over radio] Brass Hat, we got nothing on radar
I can't swim, OK, Wonder Woman?
They've taken out my password!
Yeah. Weird, isn't it?
- And News 4's Tim Hilert. - [Phone rings]
- [Mother] Well, that's your phone. - Yeah. [laughs nervously]
- No, Paris! - Paris. OK.
No, radar picked them up out of the atmosphere.
COME ON. SKIP, GODDAMMIT!
- Jesus Christ! - That won't work, general.
God, it's really something out there.
For Sunnyvale, California. The number for Protovision.
Hold at DEFCON 4 till we find out exactly
God, this is so unbelievable.
Missile warning. No malfunction. Confidence is high.
[Woman over PA] One minute and 20 seconds to impact.
Um... Love?
Is this because of what you did with my grade?
- [David] Whoa! - [Jennifer laughs]
After very careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion
[Lem] Roger. Lock out enabled.
What the hell's he doing in here anyway?
Alert gothenburg Go to defcon 2
[Low beeping]
[Horn blaring]
I got nothing here.
[Man] Elmendorf Air Force Base, Operations. Lieutenant Colonel Bowers.
Your AI wiring diagram sucks
[Man] It's the president.
Whose only problem is that they're human.
How are you? Fine
Check everywhere. He can't be far. Let's move.
The first game on the list. Go right through Falken's Maze.
Three, two, one, mark.
Let's get out!
But in 30 days we could replace them with electronic relays.
He asked me, "Colonel, why are we at DEFCON 4 as we are right now?"
[Beringer] Is he in touch with the Premier?
using a password left by the original programmer.
Mr. potato head. Mr. potato head!
- Nonsmoking. - Nonsmoking.
All right, Miss Mack. You're confirmed on Pan Am's flight 114,
We got a problem. WOPR is not letting me log back on.
All right. Smoking or nonsmoking?
Your 2 factor authentication sucks
Nobody would've been watching me anyway.
[Laughs]
OK, OK.
The kid broke into the war games subsystem
At this rate, it'll hit the launch codes in 5.3 minutes.
SAC is launching the bombers. General Powers is on the line.
Now, you had reservations for two to Paris.
that your new defense system sucks.
- How's it going? - Pretty good.
One...
Sorry if I got you in trouble. I couldn't stop laughing.
The Soviets saw our bombers scramble and went on alert.
Seal off ventilation shafts.
I'm sure they didn't trace it. All you have to do is act normal.
Confidence is high... ...I repeat, confidence IS high!
They can change the password.
No, no. Falken's kid.
Standing by.
Little mess.
Shut it down
Oh, no.
Two bedrooms, a bath and a half, and a bonus room.
Confidence is High I repeat, Confidence *is* High
No, it's two, three miles, at least.
We were just these smart little rodents hiding in the rocks.
You crazy rabbit... Trix are for kids!
What's the last thing you cared about?
Oh, no. No, it's not just some machine.
- Got a red light, sir. - [Man] What on?