HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- I bet you Jim could get in. - [Man] I bet you he couldn't.
[Laughter]
Suitably biblical ending for the place, don't you think?
You gonna answer the phone?
Six minutes, if sub-launched.
[Pat laughs] I'm Dr. McKittrick's assistant.
[Low rapid beeping]
Conley, take us off full alert.
- New York? - OK...
...
That's the first we heard of it.
Get that bastard out of the war room!
- Can you lend me some money? - What?
The only winning move is not to play.
What kind of lesson is that?
It'll ask you what it's programmed to.
If they were so smart, they would've found you already.
[Man] Better hustle. The ferry's gonna leave any second.
We're trying everything. It's like the password file has been wiped out.
This machine over here runs his game program.
Doesn't identify itself.
We're in trial mode
This is How I Feel
- That's not the procedure. - Screw the procedure.
Who are you going to Paris with?
- Your wife? - [Laughter]
[Chuckles nervously]
Wait! Wait! I came because of Joshua.
Beef up, huh?
take us to DEFCON 5
[Alarm continues blaring]
and there are men from the FBI asking all these questions.
Sorry to hear that, professor.
...........DIT Security Office......... Cramer LOGGED IN
Yes, sir. We'll be in touch as soon as the information changes.
"What is the primary goal?"
Oh... No. I was doing things.
COC, I need Dr. McKittrick right away.
Hold the dor. Hold the dor.
You bet it isn't. Ask him where it came from.
as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?
[Beeping]
[Beringer] Look at this.
After careful consideration Your new AI wiring diagram sucks
Andy
and break into our system.
Here. Let's see what we have so far.
- You're kidding. - No.
Let's go into launch mode Close up the mountain
[John] Bluffing. Yeah, that shook a few people up.
[Chuckles]
[Buzzer sounds]
This is a tape I got from the library. It's about this guy named Falken.
John, let's feed it a tapeworm.
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.
These are my grades.
[Rapid beeping]
I'm only 17 years old.
On my mark, rotate launch keys to "launch."
What the hell is going on, John?
[Keypad beeping]
No, sir. No impact. We're alive and well.
Of course.
Eight inbound Soviet ICBMs already over the pole.
In the infirmary, sir.
...Global Thermonuclear War?"
"You have the right to remain silent.
using all available information on the state of the world.
...one. Impact.
Russians are denying everything.
I tried to find out more about the guy who designed those game programs...
- Hi, Bo. - Oh, hi, Bo!
[School bell rings]
Thank you. And could you also tell me what other prefixes cover that area?
The bastard turned us in!
Left hand, please.
David...
What's that?
They're here.
Extinction is part of the natural order.
using so many missiles, bombers and subs
A Pentagon spokesman places blame on a computer malfunction,
This is Crystal Palace. You still on?
[Man over speaker] Skybird, this is Dropkick
You have just passed all of your classes this semester.
We called your parents and we told them everything's fine.
get out, lightman
We got something.
Radar reports two unknown tracks
[Video game sound effects]
All you have to do is throw the number away and don't call it again.
- What's that? - It's gotta be them.
[David] Bo, come here.
[Mother] He who dances must pay the price, right?
We are in a launch mode.
I'm sorry. What do you mean, take them out of the loop?
The child and his mother died in a car crash.
[Computer tone]
Get out, Lightman. Get out.
and started again.
I need a ticket from Grand Junction to Salem, Oregon.
Estimated impact, 11 minutes. Target area, western United States.
[David] No, he was pretty old. He was 41.
Are you a paleontologist? I need a paleontologist.
- Damn! - Please?
1 2
They’re not on the list! Who’s not on the list?
"Theaterwide biotoxic and chemical warfare."
- Put X in the center. - I know.