Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't care about death because you're already dead!

Hello, I'm Pat Healy.

You're not supposed to leave the group.

How many times have I said to fasten these lids on tight? Look at this!

- [Over PA] DEFCON 1. - [Buzzer sounds]

[Man on TV] The claims began at a prophylactic recycling center...

- Christ! We're here! - Boards are showing impact.

[Clears throat] Well, the WOPR spends all its time

Come on, we'll find a boat.

- What's he saying? - Let's have it in English.

This is Beaverton Are you still on?

- Your parents aren't home? - No, they both work.

because you don't pay attention in class.

[Computer] Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?

I want you to take a look at this.

Except that I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson.

[Joe] BMEWS and Cobra Dane now report

- [Woman] Is this an exercise? - [Man] This is not an exercise.

This new fulcrum system sucks

We're monitoring their bombers that are on alert.

to our satellites and missile tracking stations in the country.

Gotta make a note of that. Might come in handy someday.

go to defcunt 2

Here, look. Here's his obituary.

She grew the most beautiful wandoos you ever saw.

You want a ride home?

Lyle, how many times are we gonna go through this?

- I wanna get this straight. - [Beeping]

I tell you what.

No charges have been filed. [Sniffs] Yet.

I wish I was like everybody else in the world.

What he did was great.

She'd cup her hands over the seeds and chant by the hour.

- [Computers beeping] - [Indistinct chatter]

Shall we play a game

He's not dead. He left.

Yes. That's 555-8632.

and launch my missiles in 28 hours.

"After the tragic loss of his family,

That's right. That's exactly right.

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missile launching stations and other classified things.

After very careful consideration sir, I've come to the conclusion that "sucks" is a good thing ...

Is that us on TV? Did we do that?

A millisecond of brilliant light...

You should know, professor. You programmed me.

All stations, this is Crystal Palace.

[Chuckles, whispers]

Sure, I think we can really work out some creative financing.

[Beringer] Mr. Falken, you picked a hell of a day for a visit.

It's Not On The List!

There was an open line at our division in Sunnyvale.

I know. Isn't it wonderful?

He's got to be working with somebody else.

- Isn't that expensive? - There's ways around that.

For more on the story, let's go live via satellite to Washington, D.C.

This is Mr. Richter. Paul, would you tell these gentlemen about the WOPR?

- Do you want to hear it talk? - Yeah.

current def con is at 5 you dummys the tards have no idea of what defcon means 1 means

- Can I have this? - Wait, I'm not through yet.

character chess

I'm gonna blow their ass out of the water.

You've gotta see it. There's a Jacuzzi in the master bedroom.

[Man over speaker] T minus 50.

Depending on what information you want, you press a button.

I got this thing figured out all by myself.

"Incorrect identification.

- It might smash the system. - The kid get in by the back door?

No, you have a reservation though.

I really wanted to learn how to swim.

We're just three miles from a primary target.

OK, bye. See you in 24.

General, nobody is talking about entrusting

See you tomorrow.

27, this is Brass Hat. They're right in front of you!

Estimate reentry at 19-23 Zulu.

Paul, this is McKittrick.

[Joshua] Greetings, Professor Falken.

- Do you know what that means? - No, what?

I can't believe it! She's over there and you tell him about our back door?

I had them on the phone, they're calm.

[Man 2] Saul's Fish Market.

Please list primary targets.

You really want to get in, find out about the guy who designed the system.

The sky was once filled with them!