Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And tomorrow it would just be over.
I need some machine to tell me that?
Your new parking system sucks
I can’t believe it Andy You’re Giving Away Our best tricks
Somebody's playing a game with us.
Yeah.
What kind of asshole lives on an island and doesn't have a boat?
Whenever I want to get back in,
[John] Come here a minute.
Let's go to my office. We'll be more comfortable.
Hi, Lightman!
Show this to your dad.
Come down here and do what your father asks you to.
Falken. Dr. Stephen Falken, F-A-L-K-E-N,
[Beeping rapidly]
Well, let's say I wanted to find out how to hit a backhand.
Let's get out of here.
Stop it!
Greetings, professor falken.
If we scored 25, We could have stayed at defcon 5!
- Can you erase this, please? - It's too late.
You didn't sound too good. It's only a three-hour drive.
What next?
Confidence is high... ...I repeat, confidence IS high!
- I wish they'd brought senators. - What?
[Man] Hey, Scooter. Wait up.
Take us to defcon 3
Hello. Yeah. What?
[Hangs up]
...Dr. Robert Hume,
[Alarm bell ringing]
Pari... Oh! No, no, you don't understand.
Wait a minute. Excuse me, general.
List games.
The president is diverting to Andrews.
Can you make it play itself?
...Tango, Tango, Lima, Alpha.
[Dialing]
Roger, at "set."
...I wouldn't trust this pile of microchips
to search for other computers in Sunnyvale, California.
Who should we nuke first?
Me, when asked if I've turned it off and turned it back on again.
I wrote you up in the log book.
J$#%% H Ch$^#&$st! We're still here!
[Man over PA] We have a Soviet missile warning.
The beginning of th end
Gentlemen, we've had men in these silos
You've missed the last ferry.
- Is David here? - How do you do?
- [Man] Do you want me to leave? - [Woman] Yes.
[David] I read an article you co-wrote on poker and nuclear war.
World War III.
SAC, this is Crystal Palace. CINC NORAD has declared DEFCON 3.
I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir A man of your education.
Oh, I was expecting something a little better than that... ...a man of your education.
Go to Death Con 2…
I was just told that they're cleaning the floors in the computer center.
- Get down. - You've got to see it!
Awaiting launch codes.
so that we'd have no choice but to totally annihilate them?
All right, stand by.
Wait, wait, wait!
Remember you told me to tell you when you're acting rudely and insensitively?
[Buzzer sounds]
You got a C! No need for summer school.
[Knocking on door]
You won't make a simple phone call?
What's so great about that?
You're welcome to stay.
All right, I'll call you back.
Bye.
from sudden left-field inspiration.
This is really sad.
[Elevator dings]
Sir? They need a decision.
and watch him die.
Maybe we can swim. How far do you think it is?
Let the boy in there.
are penetrating the Alaskan air defense zone.
I'm gonna tell you a bedtime story.
You don't even believe me!
[Man] All units confirm weapons targeted and ready.
is at the mercy of those men with the brass keys.
[Buzzer sounds]
Why? What's going on?
Get out, Lightman
YOU ALL ARE STILL PLAYING THIS GAME?
Joshua.
Then don't.
Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless.
Why not? Come on, tell me.
Oh, let's see. How about...
Joshua, what are you doing?
SOMEONE IS INSTALLING 8.3
I'll be down in a few minutes.
[Low beeping]
Stand down the missiles!
[Over PA] Inbounds presently MIRVing.
[Train whistle blows]