Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, wait, wait!

Roger, at "set."

You won't make a simple phone call?

[Alarm bell ringing]

Whenever I want to get back in,

Can you make it play itself?

...Tango, Tango, Lima, Alpha.

The president is diverting to Andrews.

Gentlemen, we've had men in these silos

I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir A man of your education.

Remember you told me to tell you when you're acting rudely and insensitively?

Confidence is high... ...I repeat, confidence IS high!

What's so great about that?

[Man] Hey, Scooter. Wait up.

[Man over PA] We have a Soviet missile warning.

Well, let's say I wanted to find out how to hit a backhand.

You didn't sound too good. It's only a three-hour drive.

Sir? They need a decision.

[Man] All units confirm weapons targeted and ready.

You've missed the last ferry.

Me, when asked if I've turned it off and turned it back on again.

I'm gonna tell you a bedtime story.

Wait a minute. Excuse me, general.

I need some machine to tell me that?

- Get down. - You've got to see it!

I wrote you up in the log book.

Awaiting launch codes.

Who should we nuke first?

All right, I'll call you back.

Show this to your dad.

...Dr. Robert Hume,

[Knocking on door]

Let the boy in there.

[John] Come here a minute.

If we scored 25, We could have stayed at defcon 5!

Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless.

You got a C! No need for summer school.

AFTER VERY CAREFUL CONSIDERATION I'VE COME TO THE

[David] I read an article you co-wrote on poker and nuclear war.

All right, stand by.

Why? What's going on?

Get out, Lightman

- Is David here? - How do you do?

and watch him die.

What kind of asshole lives on an island and doesn't have a boat?

Let's go to my office. We'll be more comfortable.

YOU ALL ARE STILL PLAYING THIS GAME?

You don't even believe me!

Falken. Dr. Stephen Falken, F-A-L-K-E-N,

And tomorrow it would just be over.

[Over PA] Inbounds presently MIRVing.

I'll be down in a few minutes.

Maybe we can swim. How far do you think it is?

[Train whistle blows]

SAC, this is Crystal Palace. CINC NORAD has declared DEFCON 3.

is at the mercy of those men with the brass keys.

from sudden left-field inspiration.

[Beeping rapidly]

Oh, I was expecting something a little better than that... ...a man of your education.

so that we'd have no choice but to totally annihilate them?

Oh, let's see. How about...

[Buzzer sounds]

to search for other computers in Sunnyvale, California.

[Elevator dings]

Go to Death Con 2…

are penetrating the Alaskan air defense zone.

You're welcome to stay.

...I wouldn't trust this pile of microchips

Hello. Yeah. What?

Let's get out of here.

Why not? Come on, tell me.

Your new parking system sucks

- [Man] Do you want me to leave? - [Woman] Yes.

J$#%% H Ch$^#&$st! We're still here!

This is really sad.

Greetings, professor falken.

Pari... Oh! No, no, you don't understand.

[Buzzer sounds]

The beginning of th end

Take us to defcon 3

I can’t believe it Andy You’re Giving Away Our best tricks

Joshua, what are you doing?

I was just told that they're cleaning the floors in the computer center.

SOMEONE IS INSTALLING 8.3

- I wish they'd brought senators. - What?

Somebody's playing a game with us.

- Can you erase this, please? - It's too late.

Come down here and do what your father asks you to.

Stand down the missiles!