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[Joshua] Greetings, Professor Falken.
BMEWS confirmed a massive attack.
assuring that the problem has been corrected.
Initiate internal power.
- Come on, kid. Let's go. - No. Try again.
External power disconnected.
All right.
The president knows that I am fully responsible for the men in my command.
We weren't even apes then.
If I could just get that damn password, I could play the computer.
[John] That's exactly right.
Turn your key, sir!
Lay you out flat, man.
شلونك بخير
This is unreal!
until I get a few answers out of you myself.
Seven!
OK, you had fries and a Coke, right?
No, I'm gonna get some water, OK?
Holy SHIT! We're still here!
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[David] What are those?
Wow.
[Recording of keypad plays]
Question number four.
- [Man] Am I bothering you? - [Woman] Yes.
Stop! It's a simulation! It's an attack simulation running!
To get the computers to learn from mistakes we couldn't afford to make.
Some bit of salacious info to which you alone are privy?
It's learning
and I need a really big favor.
General, we all know they're fine men.
- What roads? - Visibility.
After very careful consideration I’ve come to the Conclusion your new system Sucks!
Why?
LiftingCast I have you now
Minority Leader Schumer, lock out changes
No. I can't swim.
What were you saying?
[Beeping]
Your mother's been very worried. Roads must be a bear.
Ford restricting transparency. What a… uhh… surprise.
[Mother] Oh, sure. We can work that out.
John, please, don't start that right away.
[Recorder] Patient's eyes are dilated, consistent with use of marijuana
Want to play
How do we find a SWPM?
2 x 2 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 11 x 23 = 6931
- Damn! - [Video game music plays]
...seven, eight...
Something never said about Florence
Just what we need today.
Huh...
I'm not giving up.
it plays an endless series of war games
Oh, my God.
When they know too much, they get new identities.
[Buzzer sounds]
Initial attack profile is a full-scale Soviet strike.
2
Confidence is high. I repeat, confidence is high.
We've got some passes for you.
I repeat, we cannot confirm this.
[Computer humming]
Get me an update. I wanna know what those bastards are up to.
Is there any way to make it play itself?
This computer company is coming out with new games in a few months.
GO RIGHT THROUGH FALKEN'S MAZE
Get me the president on the horn.
Take us to DEFCON 3. Get on to SAC.
The programs for them are still in their computer.
It's all right. Get in!
- I wonder if I should use my subs. - Sure. Give them the works.
Oh, my God.
Is that right?
All right, Lightman.
[Father] David!
All right!
It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD.
"Dr.. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new models suck!"
The whole point was to practice nuclear war
Get me the president on the horn.
negative confirmation on all inbound tracking.
You say you broke into our system just to play a game?
I find no listing for Dr. Stephen Falken, F-A-L-K-E-N,
Who did this?
[Man] Right this way, folks.
Mr. McKittrick?
current def con is at 5 you dummys lets stay at defcon 5 before spread lies about being at defcon 1
[Man] Enter launch code.
Look now, are we positive
We now have approximately
When you've hit it a bit too hard... ... too early
Don't forget the garbage.
Back in the war room they believe you can win a nuclear war radical
Ha!
Draft Deshaun Watson for #1!
Don't want anyone to slip and fall, so we'll end the tour here.
[Woman] This is Crystal Palace. We're closing up the mountain. Hurry.
- Don't touch the keys! - I'm not touching the keys.
and some are not up to it!
I know a lot about you. I know you weren't always like this.
Doesn't identify itself
I'd be happy to fill you in.
Seriously, congratulations. This'll be a pleasure to sign.
Mr. President, we've got 48 nuclear subs closing on the United States,
Right. Maybe they didn't.