Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Paul] It was a one-in-a-million shot.
Jennifer, it's me, David.
These computers give us access to the world.
[Operator] What city, please?
Yeah.
Come on, I don't even know the guy's name.
Twenty-four hours a day,
...twelve, eleven...
Well, what are you gonna tell him?
How do a find an SWPM?
Excuse me.
knowing those boys are down there.
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
24 targets in track
That system has a data encryption algorithm. You'll never get in!
Colonel, would you mind relinquishing your command, sir?
This box interprets computer signals into sound.
[Over PA] We have a launch detection. We have a Soviet launch detection.
Follow path.
The president probably follows the computer war plan. That's a fact!
Why didn't we get detection?
...nine...
- Who are you working with? - Nobody!
Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?
"Global thermonuclear war."
[Line ringing, beeping]
Cuthbert and the Tombs of Doom
We'll be standing by.
- But you don't anymore. - No.
I never got around to it, OK?
Silicon DYODE Silicon DYODE
It's kind of stupid, huh?
We're not being attacked! It's a SIMULATION!
I guess I better get going.
Hold it, hold it.
- Hi, David. - [David] Hey, Howie.
- [Jim] They're not tricks. - What's a back door?
He Was Pretty Old. He Was forty-one.
- Hold it! What are you doing? - Ah!
[Man] You look a mess, sir.
What are we gonna do?
[Jennifer] Let him! He's played it before.
[Ringing]
We have to give launch option.
David, David...
That.
"Poker."
You'll never get in through frontline security, but look for a back door.
[Over PA] Reconfirmed.
but if you give me five minutes, I'll show you something.
Men...
Democrats What are you doing?
Children, come over here.
[Static, dial tone]
Don't you think I would've tried that?
Nine numbers!
- [Crunches] - [Gags]
They're gonna come get me. I'm screwed!
Are you watching the news?
Listen, I'm in Colorado
Hi!
The kid's gotta be working with somebody.
- The WOPR's not letting us back in. - I know. No one can get back on.
- John McKittrick, George Wigan. - How are you?
- Want to blow them up? - Out of the water.
I have negative radar contact. Repeat, negative Soviet aircraft.
David Lightman, hold it right there. FBI.
- Hey! Look at that. That's some setup. - What'd you say?
We’re just three miles from a primary target… A millisecond of bright light, and were vaporized
after very careful consideration i've come come to the conculsion xmrtoolbox sucks
Looks military to me. Definitely military, probably classified.
[Man] I heard they voted you Miss Fine in 1979. Is that true?
[Computer humming]
It's dialing numbers.
Question number two.
Nature knows when to give up.
General, DBS is tracking
- Put the list back up. - We tried that.
Is this a game...
I swear to God I did.
After very careful consideration Marques I’ve come to the conclusion That S Carolina SUCKS
Dr. Falken's health deteriorated."
where you'll be under arrest pending indictment for espionage.
- You had your dinner. - [Dog whining]
Yeah, I know, but I figured you'd change your mind.
- You got a D. - You gave me a D?
- Bye. - Bye, now.
I know that you've got a plane waiting,
the animals dont know what defcon means lets stay at defcon 5 before spread lies about being a 1
He's amazing looking.
[Rapid beeping]
[Man on phone] Hello.
He's not dead.
Mr. Mckittrick? After very careful consideration I've come to the conclusion your new defense system sucks.
Can't we disarm the missiles?
- He can't do any worse. - [Pat] Two numbers.
Three numbers locked in.
- How about calling? - Yes, sir.
After very careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that this system sucks
[Buzzer sounds]
I believe we've made that clear enough.
- What's that? - I wanted Jim to see that.
Five numbers. It's got half the code.
...zero, Delta, Lima.
We have reason to believe they may not exist.
[Bird chirping]
Confidence is High I repeat, Confidence is High
Um...
What does that mean?
Shall we play a game? Oh...
Take care. Watch your step.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm so proud of you!
I don’t have to take that You pig eyed sack of shit
- Which is the bombs? - Subs.
- You can go to jail for that. - Only if you're over 18.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Already done.
Our current situation is...
My dad is 45.
Can I just talk to Mr. McKittrick? I know what's... Ah!
- I was kidding. - Oh.
[Man] You can't see that stuff!
No, wait a minute. He's right over there.