Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He can't do any worse. - [Pat] Two numbers.
Question number two.
- I was kidding. - Oh.
[Rapid beeping]
Twenty-four hours a day,
- Put the list back up. - We tried that.
knowing those boys are down there.
- [Crunches] - [Gags]
Yeah, I know, but I figured you'd change your mind.
Take care. Watch your step.
Hi!
General, DBS is tracking
Silicon DYODE Silicon DYODE
[Man] I heard they voted you Miss Fine in 1979. Is that true?
[Jennifer] Let him! He's played it before.
- Hey! Look at that. That's some setup. - What'd you say?
Jennifer, it's me, David.
I believe we've made that clear enough.
I'm so proud of you!
Shall we play a game? Oh...
- Which is the bombs? - Subs.
I don’t have to take that You pig eyed sack of shit
I have negative radar contact. Repeat, negative Soviet aircraft.
My dad is 45.
Hold it, hold it.
Are you watching the news?
Looks military to me. Definitely military, probably classified.
Nature knows when to give up.
- How about calling? - Yes, sir.
Don't you think I would've tried that?
24 targets in track
[Static, dial tone]
David, David...
Confidence is High I repeat, Confidence is High
- You got a D. - You gave me a D?
Is this a game...
[Buzzer sounds]
- Hold it! What are you doing? - Ah!
They're gonna come get me. I'm screwed!
He's not dead.
the animals dont know what defcon means lets stay at defcon 5 before spread lies about being a 1
[Paul] It was a one-in-a-million shot.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Excuse me.
After very careful consideration Marques I’ve come to the conclusion That S Carolina SUCKS
The president probably follows the computer war plan. That's a fact!
No, wait a minute. He's right over there.
It's kind of stupid, huh?
- The WOPR's not letting us back in. - I know. No one can get back on.
We’re just three miles from a primary target… A millisecond of bright light, and were vaporized
I guess I better get going.
- You can go to jail for that. - Only if you're over 18.
- Who are you working with? - Nobody!
- Hi, David. - [David] Hey, Howie.
Nine numbers!
After very careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that this system sucks
He Was Pretty Old. He Was forty-one.
Listen, I'm in Colorado
[Over PA] Reconfirmed.
Mr. Mckittrick? After very careful consideration I've come to the conclusion your new defense system sucks.
- John McKittrick, George Wigan. - How are you?
...twelve, eleven...
We have reason to believe they may not exist.
Cuthbert and the Tombs of Doom
"Global thermonuclear war."
[Man] You look a mess, sir.
"Poker."
Well, what are you gonna tell him?
Three numbers locked in.
That.
What are we gonna do?
[Man] You can't see that stuff!
We're not being attacked! It's a SIMULATION!
Already done.
[Bird chirping]
I swear to God I did.
He's amazing looking.
Um...
The kid's gotta be working with somebody.
Follow path.
That system has a data encryption algorithm. You'll never get in!
- But you don't anymore. - No.
- Want to blow them up? - Out of the water.
I know that you've got a plane waiting,
Our current situation is...
Men...
- What's that? - I wanted Jim to see that.
Democrats What are you doing?
Dr. Falken's health deteriorated."
- Bye. - Bye, now.
Colonel, would you mind relinquishing your command, sir?
Come on, I don't even know the guy's name.
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
- [Jim] They're not tricks. - What's a back door?
Children, come over here.
[Line ringing, beeping]
[Man on phone] Hello.
It's dialing numbers.
Can I just talk to Mr. McKittrick? I know what's... Ah!
[Ringing]
Can't we disarm the missiles?
You'll never get in through frontline security, but look for a back door.
Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?
Oh, Jesus.
I never got around to it, OK?
...zero, Delta, Lima.
where you'll be under arrest pending indictment for espionage.
- You had your dinner. - [Dog whining]
How do a find an SWPM?
Yeah.
We have to give launch option.
David Lightman, hold it right there. FBI.
Why didn't we get detection?
...nine...
[Operator] What city, please?
We'll be standing by.
This box interprets computer signals into sound.
What does that mean?
but if you give me five minutes, I'll show you something.
[Over PA] We have a launch detection. We have a Soviet launch detection.
These computers give us access to the world.
Five numbers. It's got half the code.
[Computer humming]