Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Taiwan called me.
[Ship horn blares]
Get out Metz
- Launch key inserted. - Roger.
but someone on the outside fed an attack simulation into the main.
You picked a hell of a day for a visit!
That I'm ordering our bombers back to fail-safe.
I've ordered a revaluation of our psychological screening procedure.
[Alarm blaring]
Strange game.
- You have pretty eyes. - That's original.
Could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?
All right!
…but now it’s on DeathCon 3 because, well…Kanye.
a computer-enhanced hallucination.
Lightman. What a surprise.
Now what?
David!
Hgg
[John] Full-scale retaliatory strike.
No, they can't.
I know that. It doesn't. It hasn't learned.
Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!
I sure as hell don't want our bombers on the ground if anything happens.
Mr. Kessler's tired of discussing your attitude problem.
[Sound effects continue]
- Password? - Yes, sir.
Falken is dead."
Sir, the Soviets are denying any increase in their submarine deployment.
- Once he was sick, and we thought... - What was his name?
Excuse me.
- It's so crisp. - Of course it's crisp, it's raw!
"Hello...
Is that the computer that's still playing the games?
Yes, they will carry back on the second.
SNIR
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I don't want you to do that.
[David] Nobody can find out.
What did I get?
Here, look at this.
Mr. Ligget wants me to discuss my attitude problem with Mr. Kessler.
Run! Come on! Hurry!
why 22 percent of his missile commanders failed to launch their missiles.
Oh wow.
[Door unlocks]
Sergeant, tell the O.D. I'm taking David for a walk.
[Beeping]
[Pat] Twenty-three minutes from warning to impact.
having tactical and strategic applications."
Like this!
[Keypad beeping]
We're waiting for them to relax their posture before we do.
Would you press this button right here? The red one.
Yeah?
Yeah, you're a prince.
Jennifer, what do you know about nitrogen nodules that we don't?
Just unplug the goddamn thing.
[Computer beeping]
- Change it back! - They can't...
Did I tell you that next week...
- [Typing] - [Beeping]
You won't regret this.
Got it. Here it comes.
It should read DEFCON 5, which means peace.
Oh, here.
Shit.
High Hopes for 2022
- [David] Thanks, pal. - [Man] Take care.
On some systems.
cocomelon cocomelon
It was just a manual adjustment Take us to DEFCON 5
Well, that's a load of shit!
Over a thousand of them? There's no time.
[Ship horn blares]
I am not Falken.
a man of your education.
Roger, ready to go to launch.
to some silicon diode.
- [Typing] - [Computer beeping]
Check for malfunction and report confidence.
Yes, sir.
We're in!
...or is it real?
To: C.A.L.E.B. From: J.O.S.H.U.A.
He designed this computer so that it could learn from its own mistakes.
We're gonna barbecue tonight. Want to invite your little friend?
Don't run. Somebody could get hurt.
[Computer] Greetings, Professor Falken.
Can you still change it?
What does that mean? He doesn't have a phone?
Well, I imagine the joint chiefs will have some input.
Good night.
I've spoken to each of these men. They all thought it was the real deal.
It thinks I'm Falken.
[Buzzer sounds]
Give it a thump.
- [Electrical fizzling] - [Unlocks]
with a lot of head-shrinker horseshit!
- But does it make sense? - Does what make sense?
Nice of you to join us. I have a little present for you up here.
on June 23, 1973?
He's intelligent, but an underachiever,
You're almost on top of them.