Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't tell you to cut the line! Did I tell you to? You cut the line!
Parker DEFCON Status WE are at DEFCON 1
After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion Teams sucks
He never understood the practical uses of his work.
Th
No! It's Joshua!
...six...
.
[Alarm continues]
We ought to take the men out of the loop.
[Computer humming]
- What is all that stuff? - It's nothing. I was just...
Ten! He's got the code! It's going to launch!
I'm looking for Dr. Hume.
...Global Thermonuclear War?"
We're gonna be stuck in summer school.
Miss Mack...
Tell me this is one of your simulations, Mr. McKittrick.
that these men had no way of knowing this was only a test?
I'm sorry. I have no listing.
It's games.
She's distributing propaganda and disinformation now!
[David] Sixty-nine percent of the housing destroyed.
[Computer humming]
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? Oh...interRel
we have a kubernetes anomaly detection
Yeah, OK. Bye.
I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit!
Yeah. No. You wanna go with me?
Put X in the center square!
- Hi. [laughs] - Whoa!
[Man] Colonel Conley, call SAC for a launch status report.
It's OK. You should see my room.
"Help games."
To win the game.
[Ship horn blares]
Some people won't believe they could fly.
When I design a system, I put in a simple password that only I know about.
- [Knocking on door] - Excuse me. What do you want?
The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game
since before any of you were watching Howdy Doody.
After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that Teams sucks.
What?
Estimates damage, counts the dead, and looks for ways to improve the score.
Yes, Mr. President.
...you'd do it.
Last week I had the governor of New Jersey in this chair.
The computer is trying to win the game we asked it to play.
- Good night, gentlemen. - [Door beeping]
Well, the Soviets launch a surprise attack, there's no time.
Hello. Are you still playing the game?
- Mr. McKittrick, you're out of line. - Why?
My fault?
If it's military, why does it have checkers and backgammon?
You want to sit? How are you?
Shaft locks sealed.
- Wow. - What?
Go ahead.
- [Explosion] - [Screams]
- Hello? - [Jennifer] David?
...Las Vegas?
Maybe they didn't trace the call.
Do you know what kind of idiot that makes me look like? Or the general?
What do you say? Let's go for it.
There's been a serious penetration into our WOPR execution order file.
19 degrees past apogee, with possible 18 targets in track.
I used to hear her chant all night long...
Sir, this is Airman Dougherty, sir.
Will this take a long time? I'd like to get my grade changed.
What was that?
who'll wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath.
[Helicopter approaching]
Close up the mountain.
How can anybody get a D in Home Ec?
- Yeah, get us all. - [Elevator dings]
a.k.a. Stephen W. Falken.
and 40 miles visibility.
Classic case for Soviet recruitment.
I told you not to start playing games with that thing.
Then I'll begin.
Pan Am.
...I already changed it.
350K?!
Potty training
[Phone ringing]
Fine.
[Man] Launch order confirmed.
Right. Come on through!
I don't believe that any system is totally secure.
It can't be that simple.
Did you try...
Sergeant, I hope you like vodka. Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.
Oh, Lightman.
- 767, 936. - Thanks.
For security reasons, they graciously arranged my death.
Thanks. Come on, we gotta run.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
How about screwed up?
Oh, yeah, Malvin? How would you do it?
Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.
Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
Beringer.
[Rapid beeping]
...five, four... - Sir, we have a launch order.
[Computer humming]