Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How can anybody get a D in Home Ec?
Put X in the center square!
Tell me this is one of your simulations, Mr. McKittrick.
Do you know what kind of idiot that makes me look like? Or the general?
...Las Vegas?
It's OK. You should see my room.
- 767, 936. - Thanks.
The computer is trying to win the game we asked it to play.
[David] Sixty-nine percent of the housing destroyed.
Well, the Soviets launch a surprise attack, there's no time.
Last week I had the governor of New Jersey in this chair.
since before any of you were watching Howdy Doody.
Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
...Global Thermonuclear War?"
Th
Classic case for Soviet recruitment.
No! It's Joshua!
Maybe they didn't trace the call.
What?
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
What was that?
Sergeant, I hope you like vodka. Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.
[Computer humming]
Ten! He's got the code! It's going to launch!
I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit!
[Phone ringing]
The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game
Sir, this is Airman Dougherty, sir.
I'm sorry. I have no listing.
It can't be that simple.
Hello. Are you still playing the game?
Will this take a long time? I'd like to get my grade changed.
After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that Teams sucks.
...six...
- [Explosion] - [Screams]
[Computer humming]
Shaft locks sealed.
Thanks. Come on, we gotta run.
.
19 degrees past apogee, with possible 18 targets in track.
[Alarm continues]
Parker DEFCON Status WE are at DEFCON 1
For security reasons, they graciously arranged my death.
I told you not to start playing games with that thing.
If it's military, why does it have checkers and backgammon?
- [Knocking on door] - Excuse me. What do you want?
Right. Come on through!
- Mr. McKittrick, you're out of line. - Why?
"Help games."
I didn't tell you to cut the line! Did I tell you to? You cut the line!
Did you try...
350K?!
- What is all that stuff? - It's nothing. I was just...
[Computer humming]
[Man] Colonel Conley, call SAC for a launch status report.
We ought to take the men out of the loop.
...five, four... - Sir, we have a launch order.
- Hello? - [Jennifer] David?
...I already changed it.
- Good night, gentlemen. - [Door beeping]
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? Oh...interRel
Pan Am.
Estimates damage, counts the dead, and looks for ways to improve the score.
Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.
Then I'll begin.
- Yeah, get us all. - [Elevator dings]
Oh, Lightman.
who'll wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath.
There's been a serious penetration into our WOPR execution order file.
- Wow. - What?
After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion Teams sucks
that these men had no way of knowing this was only a test?
...you'd do it.
To win the game.
I used to hear her chant all night long...
Beringer.
I'm looking for Dr. Hume.
a.k.a. Stephen W. Falken.
We're gonna be stuck in summer school.
Yeah, OK. Bye.
She's distributing propaganda and disinformation now!
It's games.
I don't believe that any system is totally secure.
we have a kubernetes anomaly detection
[Rapid beeping]
He never understood the practical uses of his work.
and 40 miles visibility.
You want to sit? How are you?
How about screwed up?
Go ahead.
When I design a system, I put in a simple password that only I know about.
Yeah. No. You wanna go with me?
[Man] Launch order confirmed.
Yes, Mr. President.
- Hi. [laughs] - Whoa!
My fault?
Oh, yeah, Malvin? How would you do it?
Some people won't believe they could fly.
Close up the mountain.
What do you say? Let's go for it.
Fine.
Potty training
Miss Mack...
[Ship horn blares]
[Helicopter approaching]