Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

believing that the Soviets launched a surprise missile attack.

You're damned tooting.

solution is near.

- David, come in here. - What did I do?

Hold the door. Hold the dor.

- [Man] Order to disarm the missiles. - No. No.

Confidence is High I repeat, Confidence is High

[Computer humming]

[Buzzer sounds]

Let's go into a launch mode. Close up the mountain.

You may consult with an attorney and have one present during questioning.

[David] They change the password, but I know where they write it down.

- [Dog whining] - [Cooing to dog]

It looks like we've got a high school prank on our hands.

Get on to SAC. Tell them to hold steady.

I'll be the Russians.

- [Laughs] - [Music plays on computer]

Jennifer. Yeah, I'm watching.

leaving Chicago's O'Hare Airport

Did you see that?

But I think we are gonna need a little time to sort things out here.

[Man over speaker] Romeo, Oscar, November, Charlie...

[Man 2] Come on, hurry it up. I'm late.

[Printer whirring]

Have you ever heard of the word "tumulus"?

[General] Gentlemen...

[Ship horn blares]

[Jim] Maybe because they teach basic strategy.

The number for Dr. Robert Hume, H-U-M-E,

It should read DeathCon 5, which means peace…

I don't know. Do you?

[Ship horn blares]

[Man] Who do they belong to, do you know?

when you crash our little brother this might happen

Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time it might have gone to DEFCON 1.

I'm not ready to die yet.

I didn't want you to flunk.

If it wants to play a game, then play.

I don’t have to take that You sack of shit!

So it was like sinsemillia, right?

There's 399, 437,

I don't think that I deserved an F. Do you?

You are a hard man to reach.

[Buzzer sounds]

It's not a real voice.

your new RIC system sucks

Can't they stop it?

- Do you have a middle initial? - "K," Katherine.

So you gave up?

We've scheduled a meeting on your arrival.

- See that sign up here? Up here? - Yeah.

[Radio feedback]

Come on, learn, goddamn it!

I'll get back to you.

Welcome Distinguished Visitors from Epsilon

- [Beeping] - [Typing]

WOPR, what is that?

we have 24 points - we need 25!!!! We are at defcon 1.

Hold the dor. Hold the dor.

[Buzzer sounds]

Protovision, I have you now.

[Pat] Nine numbers!

This isn't from Protovision.

The vice president is out of position and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs...

[David] Bathroom. It's a long ride to Denver.

- Good morning, sir. - Where's the kid?

I find no listing.

Hold the dor. Hold the dor.

...three, two... - Put your hand on the key.

There's ways around that.

- [Tone sounds] - [Rapid beeping]

[Man 3] No, sir. No impact. We're alive and well.

But please, will you do this for me?

- Come up to my house and I'll show you. - What are you gonna show me?

[Keypad beeping]

Generators on and functioning.

Gentlemen... I'll recommend McKittrick's idea to the president.

Joshua called me.

The more complicated they are, the more they help you.

They're full of shit. We know they're down there.

Yes, sir. I do too.

Maybe they didn't. Can't we try?

If Joshua tricks them into launching an attack, it'll be your fault.

Tumulus. No, I haven't. Sorry.

Colonel Conley...

With this in mind, are you willing to talk about the charges against you?

He fits the profile perfectly.

No, you didn't know the correct answer, symbiosis,

Mr. President, this is Beringer at NORAD.

Stand by to launch missiles at my command.

It doesn't matter.

The phone company screwed up!

Mr. President, something's happening here.

Although primary goal has not yet been achieved,

- Did you really give me an A? - Yeah.

I'm not sure. We're checking for DSP malfunction.

Punch up number five. Let me see what you have.

Come on. Learn, goddamn it!