Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think I saw one.
...tell us your answer to question four.
Those are launch codes.
"Distinguished visitors from Birmingham."
[Phone rings]
[Computer beeping]
Just on that aerobics show with some girls from my dance class.
...you'll have a complimentary beverage waiting at the officer's center.
...ten. Missiles enabled. - [Man over speaker] Minus 30.
[Low humming, beeping]
[Operator] What city, please?
[Phone rings]
Authentication.
...what? Roderick.
Do the world a favor and don't act like one.
That's wonderful. I'll meet you tomorrow at 9:30. Bye.
That's what we're recommending he do.
That indicates our current defense condition.
After very careful consideration, sir I've come to the conclusion your new system sucks.
IT's Learning.
Sir, you better get on the headset.
This corn is raw!
[Buzzer sounds]
- Get me wing command post. - It's not the correct procedure.
[Woman] Go ahead, open it up.
Please call him! Call him!
Yeah.
- David?! - Yeah, uh...
Get out of the way.
When you were hoping for ALF but got a Furby instead
J$#%% H Ch$^#&$st! We're still here!
[Door opens]
These switches are connected to the Strategic Air Command
- I'll ask it for help. - Can you do that?
[Man on TV]... the U.S. Went on a full-scale nuclear alert,
[Paul] Must be caught in a loop.
We can't ask these men to go back to the president
- The one in the middle? - Yes.
Hold the door! Hold the door!
It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled.
"Tic-tac-toe."
Please, let me talk to Mr. McKittrick.
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.
- What are you doing? - Dialing into the school's computer.
[David] Call Falken! He'll tell you. Please call him.
- Got anything? - I'm still looking.
[Computers humming, clattering]
Those blips are not real missiles. They're phantoms.
No, you got an A.
I'm sorry. We don't know how it happened
After the gates are closed, nobody gets in or out.
Whoa, now! Hold it!
I don't believe this.
Yeah, I know.
Ooh! Oh...
We did all that and he broke in again.
The machine's locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos.
We might have to go through this thing after all.
...quite recently...
[Buzzer sounds]
Could someone tell me, please, who first suggested
BITCOIN, What are you doing?
Thanks.
What are they for?
- [Beeping] - [Scoffs]
How far has it gone?
[Stammers] Oh. I was just looking around.
That is true. You're gonna have a balloon payment in five years,
[Jennifer] I don't know.
WE NEED 25 POINTS! WE ARE AT DEFCON 1!
This is Crystal Palace are you still on? J$#%% H Ch$^#&$st! We're still here!
Scramble all alert aircraft. I repeat, scramble all alert aircraft.
You’re giving away all our best tricks!
[David] Oh, Jesus!
- What's a "trajectory heading"? - I have no idea.
These screens are connected
SAC. Try SAC headquarters on the HF.
[Dial tone, phone dialing]
[Scoffs]
Number eight, warhead alarm.
On my mark Enable the feature flag
If we don’t score 25 points, We will be at defcon 1!
Yeah? Your turn next, Ginsberg.
Over the plants?
malvin
I need an airline ticket. I'll pay you back.
- I'll get the elevator. - Sign in?
stop that stop doing that now!!!
- You wanna take this over? I gotta go. - Sure.
- [Computer] Yes, they do. - How can it talk?
Just unplug the goddamn thing
[rocket rumbling]
Goose Island, Oregon.
Gate. Open gate, through gate, close gate.
[Beeping]
What's he yelling about? I didn't order a simulation.
General, you are listening to a machine.
Sometimes I think we're all gonna get electrocuted.