Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Stammers] Oh. I was just looking around.
Could someone tell me, please, who first suggested
After very careful consideration, sir I've come to the conclusion your new system sucks.
[Jennifer] I don't know.
[Phone rings]
Get out of the way.
Hold the door! Hold the door!
[Dial tone, phone dialing]
[Woman] Go ahead, open it up.
Just unplug the goddamn thing
- I'll get the elevator. - Sign in?
How far has it gone?
[Computer beeping]
- [Beeping] - [Scoffs]
BITCOIN, What are you doing?
[Buzzer sounds]
[Scoffs]
On my mark Enable the feature flag
stop that stop doing that now!!!
After the gates are closed, nobody gets in or out.
J$#%% H Ch$^#&$st! We're still here!
[rocket rumbling]
Those are launch codes.
Scramble all alert aircraft. I repeat, scramble all alert aircraft.
That's wonderful. I'll meet you tomorrow at 9:30. Bye.
These screens are connected
...tell us your answer to question four.
Yeah, I know.
We did all that and he broke in again.
These switches are connected to the Strategic Air Command
malvin
Please call him! Call him!
Yeah? Your turn next, Ginsberg.
"Distinguished visitors from Birmingham."
The machine's locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos.
I think I saw one.
What's he yelling about? I didn't order a simulation.
SAC. Try SAC headquarters on the HF.
Please, let me talk to Mr. McKittrick.
What are they for?
No, you got an A.
Sir, you better get on the headset.
- Got anything? - I'm still looking.
We can't ask these men to go back to the president
I need an airline ticket. I'll pay you back.
[Paul] Must be caught in a loop.
That is true. You're gonna have a balloon payment in five years,
[David] Call Falken! He'll tell you. Please call him.
...quite recently...
Over the plants?
Gate. Open gate, through gate, close gate.
This is Crystal Palace are you still on? J$#%% H Ch$^#&$st! We're still here!
When you were hoping for ALF but got a Furby instead
Those blips are not real missiles. They're phantoms.
[Operator] What city, please?
Just on that aerobics show with some girls from my dance class.
"Tic-tac-toe."
[David] Oh, Jesus!
[Phone rings]
- [Computer] Yes, they do. - How can it talk?
WE NEED 25 POINTS! WE ARE AT DEFCON 1!
I don't believe this.
[Low humming, beeping]
Do the world a favor and don't act like one.
Whoa, now! Hold it!
If we don’t score 25 points, We will be at defcon 1!
This corn is raw!
That's what we're recommending he do.
Ooh! Oh...
It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled.
[Door opens]
Number eight, warhead alarm.
- You wanna take this over? I gotta go. - Sure.
- David?! - Yeah, uh...
- I'll ask it for help. - Can you do that?
[Man on TV]... the U.S. Went on a full-scale nuclear alert,
You’re giving away all our best tricks!
That indicates our current defense condition.
- Get me wing command post. - It's not the correct procedure.
- What are you doing? - Dialing into the school's computer.
I'm sorry. We don't know how it happened
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.
Yeah.
IT's Learning.
Sometimes I think we're all gonna get electrocuted.
Goose Island, Oregon.
Authentication.
[Buzzer sounds]
...what? Roderick.
- The one in the middle? - Yes.
[Beeping]
Thanks.
[Computers humming, clattering]
...ten. Missiles enabled. - [Man over speaker] Minus 30.
We might have to go through this thing after all.
...you'll have a complimentary beverage waiting at the officer's center.
General, you are listening to a machine.
- What's a "trajectory heading"? - I have no idea.