Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is General Beringer at NORAD.
Hold him where you had him before. We'll be leaving soon.
[Man over radio] Crystal Palace, this is Delta Foxtrot 27.
I'll talk to the kid.
That indicates our current death condition.
You're in.
[Man] The security system's not gonna let anything through.
on Tall Cedar Road, Goose Island.
- I was? - Yeah.
- Not me. - Why not? You have to make up biology.
Did you know that no land animal
What kind of asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't learn to swim?
Oh. Of course.
"Trajectory headings for multiple impact reentry vehicles."
There's no way a high school punk can put a dime in a telephone
No, we're high school students.
I want this door open now.
with a red-alpha message in two parts.
There seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question:
[chuckles] I think it missed him.
Hello, General Beringer! Stephen Falken.
[Doorbell rings]
- Give me that. - Another tour group.
...when you buy the ticket, tell them
[Overlapping indistinct chatter]
IN GOOD STANDING
- Anyway, the computer said so. - Oh, the computer said so.
Mr Pison i've come to the conclusion that your new case management system sucks!
You're giving away our best tricks.
He's the only one who knows what it can do.
That's basically what it is.
Holy shit!
[Man] Let's go.
- Get me the president. - Yes, sir.
It's gotta be in there.
All right, I'll be right down.
All stations, this is Crystal Palace initiating emergency conference.
"What is the primary goal?"
Pre Raceday
Her room's upstairs.
What are you doing in Colorado?
Replacement team's here, sir.
thinking about World War III.
[Beeping]
[Beeping, buzzer sounds]
Hey, you got a bank.
- All right. - Thanks.
Why?
52 hours, 17 minutes, 10 seconds.
That's all.
Now, if I can ask you to board the bus as quickly as possible...
Joshua.
[Soft buzzing]
This is McKittrick.
BMEWS has continuous radar tracking on inbounds.
There wouldn't be any time to be sorry...
[Laughs] It's a joke! You didn't blow up anything, but look what you did.
Yours did.
Plenty, mister, plenty.
We might gain a few years, enough for you to have a son
You can't screen out human response.
If the real Joshua were still alive, your Joshua...
Trolling
Yeah. They probably invented it in the first place.
[Laughing]
- You bet! - Do you think they know that?
I went by your house. Your parents were freaked
- It's not on the list! - What's not on the list?
There's nothing out there, general. Just blue skies.
None of my team knew it was there.
How can it ask you that?
- You're really into computers, huh? - Yeah.
I don't know, but it's great.
I told you not to do that.
[Man over speaker] T minus 20.
If we're extinguished, it's not natural. It's stupid.
Why are you here?
That's funny, actually, because...
It can project a false radar image
But humanity planning its own destruction...
the safety of the nation to a machine, for God's sake.
- You got an F on that test today too? - Yep.
I think we better forget about a lawyer
Why'd you do it again?
Those men know what it means to turn the keys
[Man] That's affirmative, sir.
But at the moment, we cannot confirm this.
Why?
Primo stuff. Resin city.
Can't you write to him or call him?
David, uh...
take us to defcon 5 before they figure out they don't know anything the tards have no idea of what defcon means 1 means
. X
You shouldn't have come. I'm in trouble.
What's it doing?
- We are at launch, turn your key! - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
For real!
Get out, Lightman
You can't swim?
Paul, what happened?
[Woman over PA] 50 seconds to impact.
Do you really believe that the enemy would attack without provocation,
It might be kind of rough.
- Break, break. Red-alpha. - Stand by to copy message.
"Little friend."
A movie star.
Some of the men say you're quite a tennis player.
Animate your gif, sir.
Oh, shit!
Put X in the center square.
[Dog barking]
Number one, enabled. Two, enabled. Three, enabled. Four...
It's all right. I've planned ahead.
Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?
Take us to DEFCON 3 and get SAC on the line. Where are you?
What classified address?