Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Man over radio] Crystal Palace, this is Delta Foxtrot 27.

[Man] The security system's not gonna let anything through.

Some of the men say you're quite a tennis player.

But humanity planning its own destruction...

Why are you here?

That's basically what it is.

Her room's upstairs.

What are you doing in Colorado?

If the real Joshua were still alive, your Joshua...

- You bet! - Do you think they know that?

[Man over speaker] T minus 20.

But at the moment, we cannot confirm this.

You can't screen out human response.

Why'd you do it again?

There's nothing out there, general. Just blue skies.

- Break, break. Red-alpha. - Stand by to copy message.

I don't know, but it's great.

All stations, this is Crystal Palace initiating emergency conference.

What kind of asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't learn to swim?

Paul, what happened?

[Man] That's affirmative, sir.

Animate your gif, sir.

Hello, General Beringer! Stephen Falken.

I want this door open now.

No, we're high school students.

on Tall Cedar Road, Goose Island.

You're giving away our best tricks.

[Woman over PA] 50 seconds to impact.

52 hours, 17 minutes, 10 seconds.

- Not me. - Why not? You have to make up biology.

Do you really believe that the enemy would attack without provocation,

It's gotta be in there.

Get out, Lightman

- I was? - Yeah.

Take us to DEFCON 3 and get SAC on the line. Where are you?

There seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question:

How can it ask you that?

It's all right. I've planned ahead.

[Overlapping indistinct chatter]

- We are at launch, turn your key! - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

There's no way a high school punk can put a dime in a telephone

Mr Pison i've come to the conclusion that your new case management system sucks!

[Man] Let's go.

"Little friend."

I went by your house. Your parents were freaked

[chuckles] I think it missed him.

I think we better forget about a lawyer

We might gain a few years, enough for you to have a son

- It's not on the list! - What's not on the list?

Replacement team's here, sir.

What classified address?

Those men know what it means to turn the keys

None of my team knew it was there.

- Anyway, the computer said so. - Oh, the computer said so.

Hold him where you had him before. We'll be leaving soon.

[Doorbell rings]

There wouldn't be any time to be sorry...

- You're really into computers, huh? - Yeah.

Plenty, mister, plenty.

the safety of the nation to a machine, for God's sake.

- All right. - Thanks.

Put X in the center square.

- Get me the president. - Yes, sir.

That indicates our current death condition.

He's the only one who knows what it can do.

with a red-alpha message in two parts.

Number one, enabled. Two, enabled. Three, enabled. Four...

Yeah. They probably invented it in the first place.

[Laughs] It's a joke! You didn't blow up anything, but look what you did.

BMEWS has continuous radar tracking on inbounds.

This is McKittrick.

I'll talk to the kid.

All right, I'll be right down.

IN GOOD STANDING

Did you know that no land animal

What's it doing?

This is General Beringer at NORAD.

Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?

[Beeping, buzzer sounds]

It might be kind of rough.

take us to defcon 5 before they figure out they don't know anything the tards have no idea of what defcon means 1 means

That's funny, actually, because...

It can project a false radar image

If we're extinguished, it's not natural. It's stupid.

...when you buy the ticket, tell them

You shouldn't have come. I'm in trouble.

- You got an F on that test today too? - Yep.

Now, if I can ask you to board the bus as quickly as possible...

- Give me that. - Another tour group.

Can't you write to him or call him?

thinking about World War III.

You can't swim?

"Trajectory headings for multiple impact reentry vehicles."

Primo stuff. Resin city.

"What is the primary goal?"

Hey, you got a bank.

I told you not to do that.