Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where? - Seattle, Washington.

in a nuclear crisis have been made by the WOPR.

- He's dead? - Yeah.

Confidence is high. I repeat, confidence is high.

If we don’t score 25 points, Take us to defcon 1!!!

How do I get into that system? I want to play those games.

we have approximately 24 possible targets in track.

Wait, no! Sh! Calm down, calm down.

time and time again.

It could be. Oh, Jesus, Jennifer! What am I gonna do?

Troop movements, Soviet missile tests, shifting weather patterns.

This is the commander's desk. Col. Conley's in charge.

Stand by for a message from Brass Hat. Acknowledge.

Some silicone diode

Initial attack profile is a full-scale PRC strike.

I have a valid message.

We're not being attacked! It's a simulation!

Restore that Disk sir

Projected target areas, NORAD regions 2526.

The senior controller isn't here right now.

now have approximately 24 possible targets in track

any further than I could throw it.

Don't you think I've tried?!

[Falken] Yes, I have. I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas.

...with the bees probably.

One minute and 30 seconds to impact.

No, Jennifer, don't call her!

You're saying that this trillion dollar hardware

All right. Flush the bombers, get the subs in launch mode.

We have a Soviet submarine launch detection.

This large room is the command center for NORAD. No picture taking.

It might've been knocked out already.

Watch your step. Thank you.

- Hi, Dad! - David!

He's a brilliant man. A little flaky.

WOPR is putting our losses at 85 to 95 percent of the strategic forces.

tell me this is joshua wright

I didn't. I even threw the number away.

Andy I really wanted to learn how to swim

- [Woman] I'm working here. - [Man] Oh, I'm sorry.

the idea of reproduction without sex?

Now, listen carefully.

Why do nitrogen nodules cling to the roots of plants?

I don't know what you think you could do here.

Your new hotel sucks

Hello, David. John McKittrick. I run the computer facility here.

- Games! - Try it.

Confidence is High I repeat: Confidence is High

- Are you all right? - Yeah. Run for it.

What does WOPR recommend?

[David] He must have been pretty amazing.

All right, enable missiles.

I agree with authentication also, sir.

Could not find you in Seattle

[Alarm blaring]

That's him. That's Falken.

So they're better the next time they played.

[Man 2] 319th Bomb Wing, Operations. Colonel Chase.

Do you think maybe I can tell Michelle?

Why don't I believe you?

[John] I started out as his assistant. How'd you know?

There's no way you can win that game!

Hi! I'm Jennifer.

Nothing indicates a simulation at all. Everything's working perfectly.

Estimated time remaining:

[Woman] Will you stop it?

Says he does this sort of thing for fun.

Six minutes, that's barely enough time for the president to make a decision.

Machines don't call people.

It's not on the list!

[Man 3] This is Loring Air Force Base.

Strange game…the only winning move is not to play

[Man 2] Yeah! We're here!

[Helicopter approaching]

Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!

Get the ICBMs in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly.

I'm sorry. I won't. I'll talk to you tomorrow, OK?

Why are we at DEFCON 4?

...that there can be acceptable losses.

What's it doing?

You know what that means.

to their responses and so on.

And I'll get back to you on this.

We're good to go to Dave-con1

- [Pat] Six up. - [Man] You can't win that game.

"Asexual reproduction."

You're just making it harder on yourself.

I have to explain to the president

- Can you wait here? - Why?

[Beeping stops]

I told you already.

Seventy-two million people dead?

I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU?

Ten! It's got the code. It'll launch!

We'll keep control, but we'll keep it here at the top.

Rotate launch key to "set."

Better get the old man down here.

[Pat] Four numbers.

Christ! Now they got us chasing shadows.

[Man over speaker] Begin countdown. T minus 60.

What am I supposed to tell him, 22 percent isn't so bad?

"Dr.. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion That marathons suck

at the same address.

Which side do you want?

Are you sitting comfortably?

[Continues ringing]

Visibility, bullshit. You haven't been on time for the last six months.

Look, I don't have time for a conversation right now!