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Yeah, yeah, why not? Let's get drunk. (CLEARS THROAT)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- (BOTH PANTING) - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
and that would,
is not strictly-speaking his fault.
and prickly pears. Oh.
the silly old sausage died,
TANYA MCQUOID-HUNT: (OVER PHONE) Hey! The gays invited us to Palermo.
♪ Tippy-tippy-tay Tippy-tippy-tay ♪
And I decided to go bumming around the American West
ABBY: (OVER VOICEMAIL) Hi, this is Abby.
Dom. Didn't you run around with that exact hooker?
Okay.
I told you this.
BERT DI GRASSO: I banged it on a corner of a nightstand
Well, that he's running around with an escort. (CHEWS)
You're gonna get your money. I've just been busy.
Oh, my God. Don't steal anything.
Ciao.
that if I told you, then you would talk to Daphne,
I don't fucking know, all right? I...
I'm jealous.
Oh, it's a good feeling when you realize
Yeah, and you know what, I...
Well, that girl's over there. The girl from last night.
(SLURPS)
Were they your cousins or something?
Okay? I just need to go to a bank.
Fine, but we can't create a situation. Okay? Please.
No!
- TANYA: Oh. - And then when I was about 32,
- Everybody knew. - We had a great marriage.
So... that's not going to happen. (CHUCKLES)
You okay?
I'd also die for beauty. Wouldn't you?
What was your guys' favorite? I think mine was the Eruzione.
She was a bitter woman.
Who is that?
there is a man who will ask me for the money
okay.
You don't have to pay for this.
No. I mean now, I feel bad.
with these Italian girls that we met at the bar.
♪ But you see Back in old Napoli ♪
- (CAMERON CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES) Naked Twister?
which will be fantastic.
Okay.
(VALENTINA CLEARING THROAT)
- Oh, shit. - DAPHNE: No. (GIGGLING)
And she died a bitter woman,
- (FLAMES ROARING) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
{\an8}(IN ITALIAN)
Okay? I didn't do anything. I'm not lying to you.
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ ("PREGHIERA IN GENNAIO" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) ♪
You ever had a threesome?
(LAUGHS) Ow, yeah. My feet do really freaking hurt.
(BIRD CHIRPING)
{\an8}VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) No.
TANYA: Oh, my God.