Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As a duly deputized officer of the law, it's my duty to advise you of your rights.
I just love better, safer places to live. Ha!
and the results were two successful criminal actions. Heh.
He didn't say. What his name was, that is.
Well, that's my cue to leave.
How could I have missed that one?
YOU DON'T SAY
- Yes, commissioner? - King Tut has predicted another crime.
- Goodbye, Tut. - Yes.
Perhaps we could get together some evening and discuss crime-fighting techniques.
- In the name of everything that's nasty... - Pardon me.
I was very glad that you could accompany me to the accordion recital this afternoon, Barbara.
the supremely feminine scourge of all that is criminal.
No one knows where you live.
But he's certainly no Batman.
Stuff and nonsense and phooey.
If the quote he quoted is the quote I think he quoted...
Andrew's Hockey Puck Factory on West 20th...
will be robbed before I finish my next sentence.
You know, I can always use a smart girl in my line of work.
Whoever possesses it, my Aswân damsel, possesses the universe.
When it disappears, the Dynamic Dingbats will have gone into the Batcave.
He's gonna go straight to the Batcave and put on that corny blue outfit.
Where is the scoundrel currently situated?