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- Oh, - Now, primer cord,
Think it over, I gotta feed the cat,
Before we set the charge, we will run through our procedure,
Wha? The General is even now exercisin' every effort in retrievin'
Let it shine on me, yeah
I have not had that privilege,
Oh, well, yeah, I should think so, Yeah, it's, uh, it's only one finger,
Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on?!
- Hey, let it shine - Shine on
and I'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R and R,
See, Mr, Gudge, there's the custodian, right?
Thank you, Lord
He was a self-educated man, Didn't have a career as such,
You say what?
Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait,
Eat'n lunch And got breakfast right there
- The comedy must end, - You know,
- Why, you sniveling little coward, - What did you say to me?
Do you know who the Freedom Riders were, MacSam?
OK, Majority rules,
Whoa, come
And it strikes without regard to age, gender or race,
- Shine on me - Shine on
Now, Mrs, Munson, I will not have you missin' your musical recital, Off you go!
Stay away from the customers, MacSam,
I came to O Z and broke the laws
Thank you, thank you, thank you
My friend Mrs, Funthes is here, so I'm about to go out,
but I'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more,
Come, come, come, No, no, no,
Why, I have no doubt that, were those policy holders made aware
, in the course of swearin' down my complaint,
I guess my point bein' is I realize I'm a bunkie junkie,
You are not assistin' with the cadaver,
Involved citizens who came down here
Underground,
What?
Harmless little Felix domesticus,
See, they was musicians of the Renaissance period,
And I won't call the police if you give back the money
Mrs, Munson, are you at all curious
The man brought his bitch, to the Waffle Hut!
Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black, muthafucka,
- I'll get the sprayer, - Oh, no, no, No,
Uh, it be right there in that square where you pointin',
recovered from its, uh, uh, buffeting,
so that Bob Jones University can continue on its mission,
- Could ?
Afflicts over two million people, yet most of us have never heard of it,
Long straw, You all see it, All that fuss for nothin', punk,
Why, Sheriff Wyner! How you doin'?
In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16,
- What about the wisdom of the Lord? - Oh,
- I, B, S, - You be what?
it is exigent as a matter of practical fact,
- Punitive damages, - Yeah,
I Left My Wallet in El Segundo, Songs with the titles spelled all funny?
Oh, let it shine on
But I don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you,
I am distraught, I'm more than distraught,
Somethin'? Everything! I got it at home,
- You gotta take his hand - Shine on
Oh, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world
Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved! The muthafucka movin' slow now!
Some of our number were initially appalled at your proposal
- Sheriff, you got to help that boy, - You want me to help him?
Shine on Oh, let it shine on
but the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes
Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday,
of Latin and Greek,
- Or that Humane fucker, - No, of course not,
I guess I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met,
were a group of concerned liberals from up north,
Men with, in fact, but two things in common:
Come on, man, you do it,
And reflect also that if you decline to act, thus forcin' me to do so,
Oh, no, Gawain, would that it were simple,
- What? - And he been playing that music,
So that at the end of the day, at the final reckoning,
Your offices shall have been nugatory,
it falls to you to finish the job,
You've got to come on and let it shine
- I understand, - You been smokin'?
- Yes, I have a widow lady friend, - The concert is up in Memphis,
Let us go back
Sue me? For what?
To me, paradoxically, the literature of the so-called dead tongues
Man, get back in the fuckin' hole!
And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes,
I'm gonna train him, I promise, I'll train him real good!
- Gawain, where is wherever? - Say what?
Perhaps we could simply, immure her,
a false god,
and perhaps a tear will form and we shall say,
I thought maybe, you bein' a man of music, you'd be interested,
Couldn't we just bribe the guy?
Weemack down to Pascagoula and gettin' himself