Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...nobody in the scientific world would take me seriously...
But if you don't mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work?
You put your horizontal X-coordinate here, vertical Y-coordinate here.
I don't know. I think I'm just...
Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton?
It's hard to say. I'm still trying to figure out...
Okay, so, what do I need to know to take care of her?
I mean, I'm an 83-year-old man who has potatoes in his suitcase.
Uncle Howard.
Well, at this point, I'm just glad someone's carrying me down the stairs.
Where can you rent a tuxedo at 3:00 in the morning?
- Why don't you put her in a kennel? - Why don't you put your mother in a home?
...did you hear that?
I've got a psychotic mommy too.
What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom.
After the TV show was canceled...
Yeah, that's great. Did you bring your puppet?
It's very simple.
I'm having...
Well, I trusted you and you let me down. The poor thing's been shaking for hours.
Of course we can.