Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Warson.

- Up yours, butt-munch. - What?!

- My son... - Yes?

- You're an asshole, Phillip. - What?!

Not old enough Leeland anymore

What the heck was that for?!

It's about time, you lazy-ass son of a whore!

- What? - Not watch Terrance and Phillip?

- Sweet. - Eric, dear...

- Our protest isn't working. - It'll work. It has to.

...but I'm Jewish and proud.

- Choice piece of ass. - Piece of crap, I'll kill you!

This next episode is definitely our favorite. It's called "Death."

Now get away from here and take your diarrhea with you.

Okay, here we go. Bye, it was nice knowing you.

Over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year.

- Grandpa? - That's right, Billy.

- How's it feel to be 1 02, Paps? - Shoot me.

Okay. Thanks for the advice, Jesus.

...that we demand better television for our children.

That's not fair, goddamn it!

- Here they are. - We did it, son.