Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're checking out my sweet hips

Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black, NBC... very proud, like peacocks.

- Where the hot lesbians at, Lemon? - I knew it. You can read.

and we were kind of hoping

The show's not a commercial.

The point is, you have people counting on you.

Oh, and you all say the last line together.

I sign my name with an "X"!

Cool. I'll read those later, Lemon.

I can't read, Liz Lemon!

I know you want to get with this

Where the hell's my limo?

Jenna, Ghostface Killah,

I'm watching "Friends" right now. What happens with Ross and Rachel?

You should try Plum-A-Granate. It's amazing.

I posted on my Weblog that I'll be doing it.

Non-dairy creamer.

Yeah, you know, let's take five minutes, actually, everybody,

- Toofer. Can I tell you a secret? - Sure.

Of course, like when we shoot promos.

Oh, I'm not worried

where one of your characters purchases and is satisfied with...

- Could you say it louder, please? - I'm sorry. Action!

I'm on it, sir.

I got it, I got it. Can we get a do-over there?

I only date guys who drink Snapple.

That's the subtle racism of lowered expectations. Bing Crosby said that.