Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Number three, irritability.

who are a healing presence in school.

I got us Al shirts to wear to the concert.

Come on. Let's go to Wawa. Tastykakes on me?

It feels awesome to actually help people.

Hey, that means you care.

Don't you realize we have a dad who can't even smile?

was to fix my broken heart.

If you guys don't mind, I need to take a personal day.

I'm not giving you money. I'm not here for money.

First one to fix that person's brain

Oh, God. What have you done?

Eh, Love Boat's on!

if I could turn When doves cry into When spuds fry.

Abandonment. Stop.

Then how did you-- Moving on.

You in? Um, sure, it's been a while.

Sign me up. What? No.

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Hey, Mr. Goldberg.

¶ They're all 30% off from yesterday What are you doing?

ADULT ADAM: After some sage advice from Weird Al,

You're playing Weird Al.

People change and love dies.

This is usually for smaller kids,

Well, technically, we came to you for a recommendation.

Look at the joy on my face! Are you my dad?

Thank you, Weird Al.

No. You've never faced the bottom of an ice-cream pint

Ah, you've improved the song. Let's hear it.

And maybe we will.

I'll just be here cold chillin' with my new best buddy, Al.

(GROANING) Oh, so far.

Since when do you like Dana?

is actually you crazy happy.

Their future is in your hands.

Chef Boyardee himself recommends it with the beef.

ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about growing up.

CROWD: (CHANTING) Weird Al!

(SIGHS) Fine. Number one, fatigue.

Look. I didn't even want to be here.

You don't struggle getting out of bed every morning

I'm a simple guy. I sit in my chair. I watch TV.