Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather.
And if anybody says otherwise they're damn liars.
Boy, he sure wasn't pleased about modeling in the nude.
- A 25. - Seven...
And I'll lay 8-to-5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon.
Can I put Allie in your bed?
- Son of a... - Jealous?
[HORN HONKING]
How are you gonna support her when the IRS takes your house away?
...egg-sucker Mitch Mullin? - Oh.
Hey. Where's Santa's favorite little girl, huh?
I know.
ARIEL: Well, it's my inspiration. - You did...? You're an artist?
It's a gift.
What do I know? I'm 68-year-old man. I got no house, no wife, no pension.
Look at all the crap you... Excuse me. The stuff you got here.
You, know, Christmas Eve. Around 9:00.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman! - Hey, Snyder.
Lucky bastard.
[MUTTERING]
[MELANIE LAUGHING]
Dad.
Looks like Jerry’s Been enjoying a “different”
It looks like Bry is taking the skinboat to tuna town.
Very. She also looks to still be married.
- Don't shout. - I'm not shouting.
- Some game last night. MAX: Double overtime.
[LAUGHS]
- Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh?
What are you talking about?
[DOOR CLOSES]
...and I was just wondering if I might use your bathroom.
It would make the whole thing worthwhile.
Hi, John.
The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson.
JOHN: There she is. Wabasha.
- Moron. - Putz.
- Come here. Come on. - I'm not apologizing to anybody.
- '38. - Well, it's ridiculous.
Up yours, Gustafson.
He's dead.
Oh, sure, you were with the guys at the VFW.
and I'll lay 8 to 5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon
Here's your mail.
We're having a heat wave here.
[JOHN GRUNTS]
Oh, my God, is that familiar. Your mother wondered where I was for 20 years.
- Schneider. - Snyder.
You have a whole library up there from what I could see.
- He's in. - He's in.
When I had my ulcers, I was...
- I'm not nervous, schmuck. - Don't call me a schmuck, you putz.
No, I'm sure John started every fight since 1 940.
[ARIEL & MAX SHOUTING]
Medication?
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
Our first number is a...
[GROANING]
I think Barry did that on purpose!
You know damn well I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Me? Mmm...
[LAUGHING]
Now stay tuned for tonight's $6.4 million jackpot on Powerball.
[ALL CHATTERING]
It's not worth the effort.
Oh! Grandpa!
[HORN HONKS]
...they expect me every Thanksgiving.
Honey, marriage isn't easy, you know. You gotta work at it.
- All right. 1 937, at Todd Field... - Oh, for God's sake.
JOHN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself...
Wax worms are 75 cents.
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
It's a perfectly legitimate question.
Yeah...
It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.
I'm asking you to accompany me to my office.
Hey, Jacob, you got my vote. That's terrific.
Uh, Dad? I'll be damned if I can find a bottle opener.
Ah, the little girl is Alexandra, my granddaughter.
And I also know that the only things in life that you regret...
[SNYDER GRUNTING]
[ICE CRACKING]
Do you paint?
- So? - So, what's going on?
Hey, Pop.
Yeah, I think it's exciting to experience new things...
You could be our next millionaire.
MAN: Marker.
- Oh, Max, you're the greatest. MAX: Thank you.
[GROANS]
Ah, well, I had all of this stuff that I had to get taken care of. I, uh...
Oh, are those for me?
Oh, and John...
Oh shut up, fat-ass!
...they go by pretty fast. - Ha, ha. Yeah?
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, wow!
Brrr
So how you been?
Enjoy your shower, smartass?
...or Christmas, or whatever the **** it is.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah.
...and all you can do is shout at me. - Wait.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Uh, Jacob? JACOB: Yeah?
Mm-mm-mm.