Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...egg-sucker Mitch Mullin? - Oh.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I know.
...they go by pretty fast. - Ha, ha. Yeah?
Dad.
MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah.
We're having a heat wave here.
And I also know that the only things in life that you regret...
JOHN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very. She also looks to still be married.
[SNYDER GRUNTING]
- '38. - Well, it's ridiculous.
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
Yeah...
[LAUGHING]
Wax worms are 75 cents.
Lucky bastard.
JOHN: There she is. Wabasha.
Oh, and John...
Oh shut up, fat-ass!
Oh, are those for me?
Boy, he sure wasn't pleased about modeling in the nude.
[LAUGHS]
- Son of a... - Jealous?
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, wow!
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
Our first number is a...
[MUTTERING]
It's not worth the effort.
Oh, sure, you were with the guys at the VFW.
Hey, Pop.
Look at all the crap you... Excuse me. The stuff you got here.
- I'm not nervous, schmuck. - Don't call me a schmuck, you putz.
[GROANS]
Hi, John.
Mm-mm-mm.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- A 25. - Seven...
[HORN HONKS]
It looks like Bry is taking the skinboat to tuna town.
Hey, Jacob, you got my vote. That's terrific.
It would make the whole thing worthwhile.
It's a perfectly legitimate question.
Me? Mmm...
Brrr
- Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh?
I'm asking you to accompany me to my office.
Medication?
[ARIEL & MAX SHOUTING]
- Don't shout. - I'm not shouting.
Up yours, Gustafson.
Ah, well, I had all of this stuff that I had to get taken care of. I, uh...
No, I'm sure John started every fight since 1 940.
- Schneider. - Snyder.
Hey. Where's Santa's favorite little girl, huh?
- He's in. - He's in.
[ALL CHATTERING]
You have a whole library up there from what I could see.
So how you been?
- Some game last night. MAX: Double overtime.
...they expect me every Thanksgiving.
[HORN HONKING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
How are you gonna support her when the IRS takes your house away?
What do I know? I'm 68-year-old man. I got no house, no wife, no pension.
Uh, Dad? I'll be damned if I can find a bottle opener.
Enjoy your shower, smartass?
The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson.
Ah, the little girl is Alexandra, my granddaughter.
Honey, marriage isn't easy, you know. You gotta work at it.
Oh! Grandpa!
- All right. 1 937, at Todd Field... - Oh, for God's sake.
...and all you can do is shout at me. - Wait.
And if anybody says otherwise they're damn liars.
Uh, Jacob? JACOB: Yeah?
[JOHN GRUNTS]
- So? - So, what's going on?
Do you paint?
Yeah, I think it's exciting to experience new things...
- Oh, Max, you're the greatest. MAX: Thank you.
You, know, Christmas Eve. Around 9:00.
...or Christmas, or whatever the **** it is.
Oh, my God, is that familiar. Your mother wondered where I was for 20 years.
MAN: Marker.
What are you talking about?
When I had my ulcers, I was...
He's dead.
[ICE CRACKING]
You could be our next millionaire.
ARIEL: Well, it's my inspiration. - You did...? You're an artist?
It's a gift.
Here's your mail.
[MELANIE LAUGHING]
- Moron. - Putz.
Looks like Jerry’s Been enjoying a “different”
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
I think Barry did that on purpose!
[GROANING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.
You know damn well I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself...
It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather.
Can I put Allie in your bed?
and I'll lay 8 to 5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon
Now stay tuned for tonight's $6.4 million jackpot on Powerball.
- Come here. Come on. - I'm not apologizing to anybody.
And I'll lay 8-to-5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon.
- Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman! - Hey, Snyder.
...and I was just wondering if I might use your bathroom.