Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather.
- Oh, Max, you're the greatest. MAX: Thank you.
Yeah...
What are you talking about?
Now stay tuned for tonight's $6.4 million jackpot on Powerball.
Our first number is a...
and I'll lay 8 to 5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, wow!
- Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman! - Hey, Snyder.
How are you gonna support her when the IRS takes your house away?
Can I put Allie in your bed?
[ALL CHATTERING]
So how you been?
- So? - So, what's going on?
- Don't shout. - I'm not shouting.
- Some game last night. MAX: Double overtime.
ARIEL: Well, it's my inspiration. - You did...? You're an artist?
...and I was just wondering if I might use your bathroom.
It's a perfectly legitimate question.
It's a gift.
I'm asking you to accompany me to my office.
Medication?
[SNYDER GRUNTING]
Looks like Jerry’s Been enjoying a “different”
He's dead.
Very. She also looks to still be married.
[ICE CRACKING]
You, know, Christmas Eve. Around 9:00.
Oh, and John...
Ah, well, I had all of this stuff that I had to get taken care of. I, uh...
...they expect me every Thanksgiving.
[ARIEL & MAX SHOUTING]
Hi, John.
Honey, marriage isn't easy, you know. You gotta work at it.
Oh, sure, you were with the guys at the VFW.
[GROANS]
We're having a heat wave here.
...they go by pretty fast. - Ha, ha. Yeah?
[MELANIE LAUGHING]
Enjoy your shower, smartass?
[HORN HONKING]
You could be our next millionaire.
Here's your mail.
Oh, are those for me?
Me? Mmm...
[GROANING]
Look at all the crap you... Excuse me. The stuff you got here.
JOHN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Moron. - Putz.
[BOTH LAUGH]
- All right. 1 937, at Todd Field... - Oh, for God's sake.
MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Uh, Dad? I'll be damned if I can find a bottle opener.
What do I know? I'm 68-year-old man. I got no house, no wife, no pension.
You have a whole library up there from what I could see.
...egg-sucker Mitch Mullin? - Oh.
[MUTTERING]
No, I'm sure John started every fight since 1 940.
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Boy, he sure wasn't pleased about modeling in the nude.
...or Christmas, or whatever the **** it is.
- He's in. - He's in.
- '38. - Well, it's ridiculous.
...and all you can do is shout at me. - Wait.
I know.
- I'm not nervous, schmuck. - Don't call me a schmuck, you putz.
Hey, Pop.
You know damn well I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
[LAUGHING]
Up yours, Gustafson.
Mm-mm-mm.
Ah, the little girl is Alexandra, my granddaughter.
- Son of a... - Jealous?
Lucky bastard.
Oh, my God, is that familiar. Your mother wondered where I was for 20 years.
[HORN HONKS]
Oh shut up, fat-ass!
- Schneider. - Snyder.
Oh! Grandpa!
I think Barry did that on purpose!
When I had my ulcers, I was...
Wax worms are 75 cents.
Yeah, I think it's exciting to experience new things...
Dad.
Uh, Jacob? JACOB: Yeah?
[DOOR CLOSES]
It's not worth the effort.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
[JOHN GRUNTS]
The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson.
It would make the whole thing worthwhile.
- Come here. Come on. - I'm not apologizing to anybody.
Hey, Jacob, you got my vote. That's terrific.
[LAUGHS]
MAN: Marker.
Brrr
- Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh?
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
JOHN: There she is. Wabasha.
And I'll lay 8-to-5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon.
And if anybody says otherwise they're damn liars.
It looks like Bry is taking the skinboat to tuna town.
...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself...
And I also know that the only things in life that you regret...
- A 25. - Seven...
Hey. Where's Santa's favorite little girl, huh?
It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.
Do you paint?