Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson.
Yeah...
It's a gift.
- All right. 1 937, at Todd Field... - Oh, for God's sake.
[SNYDER GRUNTING]
and I'll lay 8 to 5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon
MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah.
What do I know? I'm 68-year-old man. I got no house, no wife, no pension.
Oh, are those for me?
Lucky bastard.
Ah, well, I had all of this stuff that I had to get taken care of. I, uh...
MAN: Marker.
Brrr
Oh, my God, is that familiar. Your mother wondered where I was for 20 years.
It would make the whole thing worthwhile.
Do you paint?
Enjoy your shower, smartass?
How are you gonna support her when the IRS takes your house away?
Hi, John.
He's dead.
...they expect me every Thanksgiving.
- Schneider. - Snyder.
...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself...
You could be our next millionaire.
- Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh?
[GROANS]
Hey. Where's Santa's favorite little girl, huh?
Me? Mmm...
It's not worth the effort.
Uh, Dad? I'll be damned if I can find a bottle opener.
JOHN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shut up, fat-ass!
ARIEL: Well, it's my inspiration. - You did...? You're an artist?
You have a whole library up there from what I could see.
I'm asking you to accompany me to my office.
And I also know that the only things in life that you regret...
- I'm not nervous, schmuck. - Don't call me a schmuck, you putz.
It looks like Bry is taking the skinboat to tuna town.
...and I was just wondering if I might use your bathroom.
Honey, marriage isn't easy, you know. You gotta work at it.
[MUTTERING]
- So? - So, what's going on?
- Some game last night. MAX: Double overtime.
Uh, Jacob? JACOB: Yeah?
Mm-mm-mm.
You know damn well I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL CHATTERING]
- Moron. - Putz.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
You, know, Christmas Eve. Around 9:00.
Oh, sure, you were with the guys at the VFW.
- Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman! - Hey, Snyder.
...they go by pretty fast. - Ha, ha. Yeah?
Look at all the crap you... Excuse me. The stuff you got here.
- A 25. - Seven...
I know.
Here's your mail.
It's a perfectly legitimate question.
[JOHN GRUNTS]
...egg-sucker Mitch Mullin? - Oh.
So how you been?
What are you talking about?
JOHN: There she is. Wabasha.
...or Christmas, or whatever the **** it is.
[MELANIE LAUGHING]
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
- Oh, Max, you're the greatest. MAX: Thank you.
I think Barry did that on purpose!
Up yours, Gustafson.
Yeah, I think it's exciting to experience new things...
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, wow!
[LAUGHS]
[HORN HONKING]
Boy, he sure wasn't pleased about modeling in the nude.
Now stay tuned for tonight's $6.4 million jackpot on Powerball.
...and all you can do is shout at me. - Wait.
- Son of a... - Jealous?
Hey, Jacob, you got my vote. That's terrific.
We're having a heat wave here.
And if anybody says otherwise they're damn liars.
Wax worms are 75 cents.
[ARIEL & MAX SHOUTING]
When I had my ulcers, I was...
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- He's in. - He's in.
[ICE CRACKING]
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
- '38. - Well, it's ridiculous.
Ah, the little girl is Alexandra, my granddaughter.
Hey, Pop.
Our first number is a...
- Come here. Come on. - I'm not apologizing to anybody.
And I'll lay 8-to-5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Oh, and John...
It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather.
Very. She also looks to still be married.
[LAUGHING]
- Don't shout. - I'm not shouting.
Oh! Grandpa!
Dad.
Can I put Allie in your bed?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Medication?
Looks like Jerry’s Been enjoying a “different”
[GROANING]
[HORN HONKS]
No, I'm sure John started every fight since 1 940.
It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.