Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Looks like Jerry’s Been enjoying a “different”
Yeah, I think it's exciting to experience new things...
I think Barry did that on purpose!
- A 25. - Seven...
No, I'm sure John started every fight since 1 940.
Lucky bastard.
[MELANIE LAUGHING]
Now stay tuned for tonight's $6.4 million jackpot on Powerball.
[JOHN GRUNTS]
Can I put Allie in your bed?
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
Oh! Grandpa!
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, wow!
Ah, well, I had all of this stuff that I had to get taken care of. I, uh...
Very. She also looks to still be married.
[ALL CHATTERING]
- Son of a... - Jealous?
...they expect me every Thanksgiving.
You, know, Christmas Eve. Around 9:00.
He's dead.
Medication?
It's not worth the effort.
and I'll lay 8 to 5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon
I'm asking you to accompany me to my office.
[ARIEL & MAX SHOUTING]
[HORN HONKS]
It's a perfectly legitimate question.
Boy, he sure wasn't pleased about modeling in the nude.
- Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman! - Hey, Snyder.
Up yours, Gustafson.
[MUTTERING]
Oh, and John...
[GROANING]
[GROANS]
[LAUGHS]
What are you talking about?
Oh shut up, fat-ass!
How are you gonna support her when the IRS takes your house away?
MAN: Marker.
...egg-sucker Mitch Mullin? - Oh.
Brrr
You know damn well I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
- Come here. Come on. - I'm not apologizing to anybody.
It would make the whole thing worthwhile.
JOHN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not even Thanksgiving, and here we are enjoying our lovely fall weather.
I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
Mm-mm-mm.
And I also know that the only things in life that you regret...
- Some game last night. MAX: Double overtime.
Uh, Jacob? JACOB: Yeah?
- '38. - Well, it's ridiculous.
And I'll lay 8-to-5 you can't get it up the entire honeymoon.
Hey. Where's Santa's favorite little girl, huh?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson.
...and all you can do is shout at me. - Wait.
...and I was just wondering if I might use your bathroom.
- Oh, Max, you're the greatest. MAX: Thank you.
- All right. 1 937, at Todd Field... - Oh, for God's sake.
When I had my ulcers, I was...
[LAUGHING]
Oh, sure, you were with the guys at the VFW.
ARIEL: Well, it's my inspiration. - You did...? You're an artist?
Hey, Jacob, you got my vote. That's terrific.
- Don't shout. - I'm not shouting.
- He's in. - He's in.
...they go by pretty fast. - Ha, ha. Yeah?
We're having a heat wave here.
You could be our next millionaire.
And if anybody says otherwise they're damn liars.
- Schneider. - Snyder.
Here's your mail.
[ICE CRACKING]
It's a gift.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Dad.
Me? Mmm...
- I'm not nervous, schmuck. - Don't call me a schmuck, you putz.
What do I know? I'm 68-year-old man. I got no house, no wife, no pension.
You have a whole library up there from what I could see.
It looks like Bry is taking the skinboat to tuna town.
Uh, Dad? I'll be damned if I can find a bottle opener.
Hi, John.
[HORN HONKING]
Oh, my God, is that familiar. Your mother wondered where I was for 20 years.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
MOVER 3: This up front? MOVER 4: Yeah.
[SNYDER GRUNTING]
- Moron. - Putz.
Our first number is a...
I know.
...you'd be advised to stay inside and have yourself...
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
...or Christmas, or whatever the **** it is.
JOHN: There she is. Wabasha.
- Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh?
So how you been?
Oh, are those for me?
The Green Hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson.
- So? - So, what's going on?
Yeah...
[DOOR CLOSES]
Do you paint?
Look at all the crap you... Excuse me. The stuff you got here.
Ah, the little girl is Alexandra, my granddaughter.
Hey, Pop.
Wax worms are 75 cents.
Honey, marriage isn't easy, you know. You gotta work at it.
Enjoy your shower, smartass?