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Thanks, Jacob. I'd like that.
Help, help! It's an emergency.
MAN: Yes, sir.
.
I think Barry did that on purpose!
[GROWLS]
[YELLING]
I'm gonna keep ringing the bell, so you might as well answer the door.
Yeah. I remember.
You know, as far as I can tell.
- I feel good. - Yeah. So how are you?
[MAX CHUCKLES]
If yer my buddy... This how we get along...
[GROANS]
Well, maybe in California, but here in Minnesota... Ho-ho.
John Gus... What?
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Now go to your shanties, all of you. You're scaring the fish away.
Yeah, I'll see you.
So, Ariel, uh...
I can't wait around for anotherAmy. I ain't got time.
- Max, what's going on? - Morning, Ariel.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ya Old Schmuck
I'll tell you what's on my mind.
- Tie your shoelace. You'll fall. - Aw, shut up.
- I guess it's time. - Yeah.
Goldman. It's Goldman.
Bust my tuchus to get here on New Year's Eve...
Yeah. Listen, I'm, uh, sorry about the, uh...
[GASPING]
Left hook...
Berkeley, that explains it.
Dirty rat. I'll show him. Picking on people.
Ah, yes, there's nothing like the scent of...
Moron.
Love muffin
I'm just gonna keep knocking.
...you know, I think it works quite well...
Looks like Casey’s
You know...
I'm gonna kill him.
Yep.
- How about those potato latkes? - Oy.
Looks like Chuck Took the wrong bus to Cartagena
And that all you have, see, is the experiences.
Putz. lol
Oh, for... Jesus, it's impossible. Impossible.
- See you later, Gustafson. - Ah.
[MAX CHUCKLES]
Merry Christmas, John.
...whenever anything good happens to us.
GRANDPA: Oh, my. MELANIE: Too much, Dad?
[GASPING]
SNYDER: Asshole.
Damn, that's great, Mike.
- Could I ask you a favor? JACOB: Sure.
P-yew!
...20 feet from your front yards...
Cold enough for ya? Brrr!
ARIEL: Hi.
No, close the door. Come in.
MAX: The guy could be dead tomorrow, for chrissake.
Took quite a bit of prompting, I must say.
- Well, break it in. - Watch this. You'll get a kick out of this.
JOHN [IN MOCKING TONE]: "Lots of ice out there, Gustafson."
Dirty rat. Little turd.
Yeah, that was plenty.
Ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Look, I'm not like you. L... I'm not afraid to be alone.
All I know is you're one hell of a fisherman, Ariel.
- You're a child. - Don't tell me, Jacob. It isn't me.
Yes, to Chuck.
- I did that once. - Really?
[GASPING]
What is it?
You mean the lowlife, ass-wipe egg-sucker John Gustafson?
- They're getting a divorce. - Huh?
- Yeah. - Mm-hm.
However, uh...
CHUCK: Hi, John.
Bloodsuckers.
Well, you'd better have a good reason for standing me up this morning.
Come on in. Have a little TV dinner. Lasagna's heating up now.
I can see the beauty in this now.
You really think I wanted two jobs? I didn't do that for me.
- What's it like in there? - What did she say?
Could I have little? Oh. Mmm.
- Did you know that? - No, I didn't know that.
[REVVING CONTINUES]
Hey, dickhead, you win the lottery?
No, really. When Billy Gerber locked me in his tree house...
ALEXANDRA: Good night, Grandpa.
- I can't hold it! MAX: Reel him in.
[SOFTLY] All right.
MAX: That's it. Coming. Coming. ARIEL: Aah! Aah!
JACOB: Uh... - Ha, ha.
[KNOCKING ON FRONT DOOR]
Aah!
[HORN HONKING]
Looks like Casey’s out Protesting gun violence
...and dump him.
LEMMON: I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
[SIGHS]
Don't you understand? I like being alone.