HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[MAX CHUCKLES]
[GROWLS]
Yeah, I'll see you.
Left hook...
[GASPING]
JACOB: Uh... - Ha, ha.
You really think I wanted two jobs? I didn't do that for me.
[MAX CHUCKLES]
Bloodsuckers.
Berkeley, that explains it.
Ah, yes, there's nothing like the scent of...
I'll tell you what's on my mind.
[KNOCKING ON FRONT DOOR]
Dirty rat. Little turd.
I can't wait around for anotherAmy. I ain't got time.
[GASPING]
...and dump him.
Well, maybe in California, but here in Minnesota... Ho-ho.
I'm gonna keep ringing the bell, so you might as well answer the door.
GRANDPA: Oh, my. MELANIE: Too much, Dad?
[SIGHS]
.
Now go to your shanties, all of you. You're scaring the fish away.
- I did that once. - Really?
Yep.
- I guess it's time. - Yeah.
- See you later, Gustafson. - Ah.
[GASPING]
Ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
- Well, break it in. - Watch this. You'll get a kick out of this.
MAN: Yes, sir.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
...you know, I think it works quite well...
Aah!
Help, help! It's an emergency.
MAX: That's it. Coming. Coming. ARIEL: Aah! Aah!
Well, you'd better have a good reason for standing me up this morning.
I think Barry did that on purpose!
I can see the beauty in this now.
Yeah. I remember.
Looks like Chuck Took the wrong bus to Cartagena
- You're a child. - Don't tell me, Jacob. It isn't me.
Damn, that's great, Mike.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
I'm just gonna keep knocking.
Could I have little? Oh. Mmm.
Bust my tuchus to get here on New Year's Eve...
ARIEL: Hi.
Yes, to Chuck.
[SOFTLY] All right.
Thanks, Jacob. I'd like that.
Looks like Casey’s
- Yeah. - Mm-hm.
- I feel good. - Yeah. So how are you?
All I know is you're one hell of a fisherman, Ariel.
LEMMON: I throw back what I'm not gonna eat.
I'm gonna kill him.
Cold enough for ya? Brrr!
However, uh...
[GROANS]
Took quite a bit of prompting, I must say.
Yeah. Listen, I'm, uh, sorry about the, uh...
You mean the lowlife, ass-wipe egg-sucker John Gustafson?
No, close the door. Come in.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ya Old Schmuck
- How about those potato latkes? - Oy.
Merry Christmas, John.
- What's it like in there? - What did she say?
Goldman. It's Goldman.
P-yew!
If yer my buddy... This how we get along...
No, really. When Billy Gerber locked me in his tree house...
Look, I'm not like you. L... I'm not afraid to be alone.
Hey, dickhead, you win the lottery?
Oh, for... Jesus, it's impossible. Impossible.
- They're getting a divorce. - Huh?
- Did you know that? - No, I didn't know that.
So, Ariel, uh...
ALEXANDRA: Good night, Grandpa.
What is it?
...20 feet from your front yards...
...whenever anything good happens to us.
Don't you understand? I like being alone.
[HORN HONKING]
JOHN [IN MOCKING TONE]: "Lots of ice out there, Gustafson."
- Max, what's going on? - Morning, Ariel.
Come on in. Have a little TV dinner. Lasagna's heating up now.
Putz. lol
- Could I ask you a favor? JACOB: Sure.
[YELLING]
And that all you have, see, is the experiences.
[REVVING CONTINUES]
Yeah, that was plenty.
- Tie your shoelace. You'll fall. - Aw, shut up.
SNYDER: Asshole.
Moron.
- I can't hold it! MAX: Reel him in.
MAX: The guy could be dead tomorrow, for chrissake.
CHUCK: Hi, John.
Looks like Casey’s out Protesting gun violence
You know, as far as I can tell.
You know...
Love muffin
John Gus... What?
Dirty rat. I'll show him. Picking on people.