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I seen him before. He work at the Fox Hills Mall.
How you feel now?
Mom.
...
Listen to you. You sound like the commercial.
Actually, I was thinking about majoring in business.
Nigga can't fight, so he always trying to find an excuse to shoot somebody.
where they at...
for one thing, you don’t know what the fuck i be mothafuckin knowin
just
NARC.
...and on Wall Street where there's hardly any black people.
I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.
- Everybody's here, have a good time. - Okay.
This is an A and B conversation. You can see your way out of it.
I told you about that. I'm Catholic, and it goes against my morals.
It's just that he has a very bad temper.
Too bad you didn't get him.
I want you to know, we're interested in you coming to the campus.
...that took so many of their lives, is by eating foods...
You better
- What you hit me for? - You all right?
Either they don't know...
Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go, man. Let's go!
Shooting each other and selling that crack rock and shit.
When In DR
All right.
I didn’t even do nothing .
...I'm the king.
This fool got more memes than a Motherfucka
- I give it to you when we get home. - He ain't gonna want it.
Thanks
Yeah.
RICKELL!
There, I got it.
I say, Can you drive stick?
Because I'm a comedian.
Signed... Oh, now, who wrote this?
Nope.
- Shit! - Let's get the fuck out of here!
You have to think, young brother.
Keep yo babies out of the street
Look, do I believe in God? I Guess.........
You did it! I know you did it! You did it! Yes, you did!
Newport this AM Hit the lights
...our son...
Your friends, they got fathers in their 40s and 50s.
...think before you answer. - I got it!
Quiet.
Brandi? Yeah, I'm gonna call you back.
Can't we have one night where nobody gets shot?
Fool, shut up. You be doing that shit too.
You help people get money for homes or what?
lol
They had all this foreign shit.
Stupid
I wish I could kill all you! Come on at me, motherfucker!
Economic Blackout Heading to Target
Mack daddy mode activated
Let me out.
- Where? - Where, nigga? Spit it out!
I know you didn't bring me no Swine.
Ain't nobody cutting my hair.
- Tre, come here. - Watch my stuff.
A Mexican ain't Got no Place in the army
What do you know about sex?
Don't you know the man's about business?
Ain't your bitch Ain't nobody's bitch, Bitch!
Wanted to make sure she has something for the collection plate.
Yes, his father! or did you think we make babies by ourselves!
. . .
Watch his head. Don't hurt him.
Get your ass in here and quit looking at them boys!
- What did you do? - Mama, I didn't do nothing.
Give me my sisters ball back!!! Give me my sisters ball back!!!
- Did you hear the shooting last night? - Yeah, I got under my bed.
- What? - I said nothing. I didn't win.
Yeah.
MARLOW!
Galileo talkin mofo...
No.
You scared now, huh?
I know, I take a girl...
Oh, well, don't give me no bald-ass excuse for a lie like that!
Do what?
I walk right up to the door, man.
Where else, man? Up on Crenshaw with the rest of them fools.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you remember my friend Marcus?
All right, I guess.
Trying to show how hard they is. Ignorant.
You think your tough? Happy birthday you old white Jew
Gelica Dam
- Got a 415 on Florence between Vermont and Normandie.
She walks right up on me and busts out, Is this your ride?
I don't even know how I feel about it neither, man.
At least I can tell my times tables
For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.
What am I supposed to do? Fool roll up, try to smoke me?
You think that's it?
Tryna be smart n shit
Heard you like Mr. GQ smooth now.
...use a rubber! You know, use a rubber...
Dr. Dre ain’t shit! Cube is my baby’s daddy, all right?
Man!
Damn!
This group of females rolled up in a Rabbit.
Well, you're doing just fine.
I call her once in a while...
Use a condom anyway
I ain't been up this early in a long time
My whole timeline begging for Monopoly Dice I’ll suck yo dick
He work for his uncle.
Really?
What do you think about...
Boyz in the hood
They didn't have shit on my brother, man.
Thanks, coz.
"Y'all wanna see a dead bird?" "After Sunday nights game, I'll show you one."
Oh, hi, Mama.
Read the directions on the front cover of your test book.