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Friends: Me: I Hate When They Jump In My DM After I Like Their Post

For one thing...

"Sun, Moon, Stars, Quasars. Motherfucker Sound Like Elroy Jetson."

And now that I want to flap some skins, Brandi ain't even down for it.

How I feel about this semester!

You have 30 minutes for section one.

Wtf Ya'll wanna see a dead body

This damn school everyday

- What are you doing? - I gotta drain the weasel.

When your boss tells you, you have to work opening day of deer season

Let me out the car dough

You're a prince, you know that?

You ain't shit.

You have to think, young brother, about your future.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his kids.

Dang, I ain't even got my gat.

I’m scared Of being a father

What did we put down in writing?

Man, we lost that year, but I did pretty well in yardage.

Talk to him. Something happened to Rick!

Really? What kind of gun your daddy got?

Come on, man. Fix that shit, man.

...the Native Americans.

He was best friends with Doughboy when they was little.

you like hersheys

There they go, right there.

Who knew trump would say the same someday?

No, don't say nothing. They're just playing.

- Hey, throw the ball. - You ain't gonna see it again.

- Why do you always play football? - Because that's what I'm gonna do.

Give Me The Motherfucking Gun, Tre!

- Recruiter from SC's coming tonight. - Cool.

She ain't my wife, man.

You doing exactly what they want you to do.

I need you to go get some cornmeal.

Just one minute.

What's up with the babe you been talking to?

That's too bad. I guess I just have to get my son to do it for me.

My daddy says that's where all people originated from.

I ain’t from Africa. I’m from Black Nerd Mafia

Throw the ball.

Five dollars. Man, that ain't shit.

We ain't gonna stay long.

What your fat ass gonna do?

- What up with this? - Put the gun away.

At least I can tell my times tables

Talk to Darin for me. Talk to him seriously, you hear?

Me: Idk Why Ppl think just because you like they post that you want them . My Friends Reaction:

You bad. You gotta shoot somebody now, huh?

I got you. I got you.

Get him, Dough.

Hey Jason.... Catch.....

Stealing isn't necessary.

Ricky, you make sure she taking them pills.

Give me skinnnnnsss

deinnes waht the heack waht wrong with you

- Coffee, water, soda? - No, thank you.

Keep the baby out the street Keep the GD baby out the street

Don't get smart with me, I'll knock your ass in the middle of next week.

When you're losing an argument

All right, hold up. Get ready, get ready.

LOOK LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER GOT HIM.

Can you really get it from letting them suck it?

I let them suck my dick, but I don't fuck them.

...and sucked on some titties, but I ain't never stuck it in.

It's just that...

I got enough money to buy me a hundred balls. Shit!

You gonna give me a scholarship? Because I want to go to college too.

I got enough money buy me a thousand steaks! Shit.

Go on in the house, Tre. Go on.

Julius let me out

Galileo talkin mofo...

Like a slave or something.

You're getting old, Pop.

You're my only son, and I'm not gonna lose you to no bullshit, you hear?

- It's a billboard. - Billboard.

Again, a possible 187 in blue ¤ at corner of Florence and Vermont.

You look like you selling rocks.

What do you think?

So are you going to give me skins or what So are you going to give me skins or what

They want to us to kill ourselves.

Excuse me, I'm getting some cigarettes.

Me this whole quarantine Keep them goddamn babies out the street

That's gonna be you, man. Big old, fat, juicy roll...

Come here, Rick.

That's why fools be getting shot all the time.

When you gonna get your hair cut? It look like something from 1983.

I didn’t do nothing

Look out, nigga! What's up, punk?!