Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad, can I ask you something?

I can make more than that doing nuthin

Are you trying to ask me something?

Where these motherfuckers at, man? Been out here damn near three hours.

You missing all the action. Niggas getting smoked and shit.

Or what? What to fat ass gonna do?

She busy, doing the dishes.

And I say that I'm gonna be the one who marries you.

I should roll your ass up off this porch for that stupid shit.

You better take yo ass to da store wit dat

I ain't from Africa. You from Africa. You African booty-scratcher!

Nicki where is Poppa Bear?

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.

Can you hook me up with a scholarship?

Shit, let's get out of here.

Why are you sweating me?

That's my lady, homey. Her name's Brandi.

Be careful with him.

Oops. I'm sorry, bitch.

- Crenshaw on Sunday nights. - No.

2020 Let me out

You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck yo dick!

OOPS. I'M SORRY, B****.

What have I been doing for the last seven years?

*Ron enters the club That’s Trice right there

I like that. That's why I took this job.

And the last one, I think, was...

When your boss said you have to work the first morning of bow season

You wanted him, you got him.

- Got any drugs or weapons on you? - No.

...at corner of Florence and Vermont.

Least I can tell My times tables!

What you mean, a bogeyman? There ain't no such thing.

...but I said, No, I'm getting ready to have a son.

Yo, man, I ain't going up in there.

You know, I fingered a couple of honeys...

Can't we have one day where nobody is bitchin' about tips?

When back in the days you on your mommas phone with yo girl

There 's that mtoehrfucker who was talking shit the other night

Of being a daddy.

It's just too bad more brothers won't do the same.

Café au lait, please.

All you ever do around here is eat, sleep and shit.

You can't go nowhere without it getting all shot up and shit.

...has got no business, no place in the white man's Army.

Mack Daddy Mode Activated

Look at this place. Way y'all act, y'all must think I'm the maid.

- I'll suck your dick. - Just keep the baby out the streets.

I'm sorry, but I think it's ridiculous.

Rip dedrick d gobert Dooky 1971- 1994

You're his father. That means you were supposed to guide his decisions.

What the fuck you doing?

Homeownership got me like.....,

- Why didn't you come this weekend? - I was cooling with Rick.

But that gives you no reason, do you hear me, no reason...

Fuck that buss some spades

She ain't your woman. She's my woman.

I remember you You collect all those comic book

You know, man, I never lied to my father.

Man, where are these fools?

Want to learn how to barbecue?

These cats are great big... Just slobs, man.

Man that ain’t shit

What? I stink now? I got something on me?

Oops I'm sorry bitch

Yooooooo Gooooooo

You think you tough.

Hey Seymour… You Tink Ya Tough

Fool shut up, you being doing that same shit too

A pill ain't gonna keep your dick from falling off.

Keep them babies out the street

I could kill all these motherfuckers.

- Furious Styles Financial. - Talk to you later.

We can't afford to be afraid of our own people anymore.

- That's what we here to celebrate. - Yeah.

Basically, yeah.

I told you! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Ricky, baby! Ricky! Meet me at my house in five minutes. Tre, what happened? - Talk to me. What happened? - Go home. - What happened to Ricky? - Go home. Talk to him. Something happened to Rick! I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick! Brandi, I want you to calm down and I want you to go home. You hear me?

Going to the Garcia Vs Tank fight like....

Your friends across the street, they don't have anybody to show them.

That's my brother! He live here.

Besides, I don't like having my son out in the cold.

...I saw you roll out of Brandi crib at 2 in the motherfucking morning.

Ask her how come she don't say hi when I speak to her.

I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick!

- Yes. - I ain't but 17 years older than you.

- He used to be a preacher? - He ain't never been no preacher.

...because most men ain't man enough to do what you did.

- Then you take the phone off the hook! - Well, I been busy.

I'm trying to teach you how to be responsible.

- Shut up, bitch. - Bitch, I will fuck you up!

They say I can learn to work on computers.

Why are you always buying him stuff?

I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way...

Those tests are culturally biased. The only universal part is the math.

Logan Paul be like

Tre, I gotta lay down the rules of the house.

How I ask the new grads To perform post-mortem care

You betta take yo ass to the sto with that!

The law should be fair. What are we teaching the kids?

No, that's my son.

- What the fuck is wrong with you?! - What?

Let the ladies eat. Ho's gotta eat too.

You have to work on your handwriting.

Well, it's like you told me:

Thank you, Reva.

All of my friends was dropping out of high school...

As soon as I go inside, boom! We go at it, nonstop.

Don't have to worry about no colleges, no 700 on no SATs. Not a damn...

Happy Veteran's Day!!!!

I ain't no criminal. I can read, bitch.

Either they don't know...

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

Pumping iron and eating, man.

The best way to destroy a people is to take away their ability to reproduce.

I didn't do nothing.

Ricky! Oh, my God, no! Not Ricky!

I’m so tired of this shit