Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If there is, I'll bet you Hulk could whip his ass.

- I know. I'm just taking my time. - Oh, I see.

Yo, Rock! Give the little nigga the ball back.

We got a problem here?

Got any Tylenol I’ll suck your dick

Gotta do all these box jumps? Who he think you is, Kunta Kinte?

Well, it looks like you got all your friends over here.

That means everybody's really from Africa. Everybody.

Yeah. I'll go in a little while.

I don't want to get pregnant.

Yeah, I remember you You the one that collect all those comic books

- When you bust a cap on somebody? - I bust a cap like, blam-blam.

- What'd you use? - I used the number she gave me.

All y'all ... Errbody.

I’m dookie at this point in 2020

If you let me...

Thanks for coming.

I ain't saying what. Want to see it or not?

You staying for good?

When your boss says your working opening morning of deer season

Don't worry, the interest rate hasn't moved two percent in five years.

Come on, nigga, let's bail!

What's all this about grandkids, man?

Willanna don’t know, don’t show, Or even care about what’s going on with D

...what do you want to major in? What kind of degree would you pursue?

peer pressure, man, - handle your s***

When you join that Army, you ain't gonna be nobody.

Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.

Possible 187 at corner of Crenshaw and Century.

...I will go to live with my father, Mr. Furious Styles.

They either don’t know Or don’t care bout what’s going on at 2700 Colorado

Maybe some of what you got will rub off on him.

- With your mad self. - Don't touch me.

I always knew you would amount to something.

Take care of my baby

Hoe’s gotta eat too

Keep them goddamn babies out the street.

Aye gimme my brother’s chain back

That's those fools from Crenshaw. Dang, I ain't even got my gat.

If there was a God, why he be letting motherfuckers get smoked?

We met at the game against Washington.

Just reads a lot.

I heard all that.

ayo rock give the little nigga the ball back

You know what I'm saying?

How you think crack gets into the country?

Can't I be nice to my son? Do I have that right?

Don't worry. I can take care of myself.

...that were given to them, like the turkey and the squash...

Wanna see a dead body?

Let's take him home.

Clean my room and water the lawn.

Those two motherfuckers.

- Shit, look at this. - Oh, shit.

Wait a minute, man. I'm still trying to find out.

Next thing you know, somebody might try to smoke me.

Yeah, but Catholic girls are supposed to be one of the biggest hootchies.

So let me knock the stuffing off that Egg McMuffin.

What's up, Rick?

Come here, man. Look at all these people back here.

Motherfuckers throwing cookies out the cookie shop.

They don't tell you that you don't belong to you no more.

Keep lil Moe out the Streer!

Me to every lowballer on Poshmark You betta take yo ass to da (thrift) store with dat!

Sun, moon, stars, quasars. Mothafucka sound like Elroy Jetson. - Doughboy

Don't ever go in the Army, Tre.

Is a box required?

...raise your hand and keep it up. We'll pass a pencil out to you.

...you use something anyway.

2020 LET ME OUT

it;s nothing like a big black cock

He ain't bothering you, so don't f*** with him!. Words to live by

- You hear me? - Yes. I'll take care of him. He'll be all right.

Peer pressure, man.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to give him a bath. Come here.

I had to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.

There they go right there

bullyflap a flap now stamp to the skankalong beat! yes bullitoos! yes i'm a bully now!

What happened to him?

AYE Give me my brothers tweet back

- Working over at the Fox Hills Mall? - I get discounts on clothes, you like?

She might've had a chance if she didn't talk so much.

But you're ready to act like we are, though?

No, no, wait a minute. Why you got an attitude?

You still got one sister left, man

Least I can tell my times tables.

Yo, why the fuck y'all get so damn religi-fied lately?

Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.

Yeah, well, I told you.

Here come the fucking police.

Y'all want to see something?

- That's impressive. - Thanks.

...or don't care about what's going on in the 'hood.

For 1 thang,You don't Know what Da Fuc,IBE muthafuc'n KNOW'N!

- I'll put him to bed. - Go on to Grandma.

...to tell me that I can't be a mother to my son.

But I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.

You got to have a scholarship to go to SC?

Thank you. So do you.

This fool got more gold pipes Than a muhfucka

bugs gotta eat too

What you hit me for?

Gotta shovel all this snow? Who your daddy think you is, Kunta Kinte?

It's my porch. You can take your dumb-ass home.

How to perform under pressure.

Words to live by... Stop the hate!

Look, Reva. Reva, this is bullshit.

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing. For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.

Hey Harris…. You Tink Yo Tough

For one thing...

Y’all wanna see a dead bodyguard

You got some blow? I'll suck your dick... just keep your babies out of the streets

So you gonna give me the skins or what?

- I'm going to the store. - Why? You ain't got no money.