Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shovel all this? Who your daddy think you is? Kunta Kinté?

I'm getting better, young brother. You getting old.

Whoa! I didn't ask you that.

yes beryl olspl are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

Tre's daddy blasted at somebody last night.

- Hello, Darin. - What's up?

Don't be cussin so motherfuckin loud. My moms don't like that shit.

You can see your way out of my ride...

Open your test books and begin work.

...and you taught him to be a man. I'll give you that...

Dave After Being Unmodded

About a week later, I'm over at her house.

Why every time you talk about a female you say bitch or ho?

When 5-0 is on the lookout For that Ghetto D

- I'll meet you at your house. - Cool. I'm out of here.

Get your ass in.

I'm just asking because there's a strong possibility...

It was this book, right, and it was telling...

When he says “I need a Ride or Die Chick”

Y'all be the fuck quiet.

- See that? I didn't get my turn. - It's Monster's fault.

Shut up, fool. Yeah, there is.

When you were little, you used to always run around with that football.

He still ain't fucked her yet.

when kids actually walked

Because they got different daddies.

I tell you where y'all need to go.

Then I say, Yeah, you want to go for a ride with me?

Ricky, get up and go now.

Yo, Tk! Give da lil nigga his ball bacm

Big country booty! Big country titties!

- No. You won't be seeing Tre again. - And why is that, may I ask?

Punk, I'll kick your ass.

Eric! Keep Them Gaytdamn Babies Out The Street!

When you missed the “You Up” text

- What is that? Barbecue? - Yeah.

There's two trash bags right there on the ground. See y'all later.

Look, I don't... No, I don't think that's necessary.

When you coming to pick me up?

I lied to Pops yesterday. Told him I weren't no virgin.

How else can you have the sun, moon and stars and shit like that?

Why you worried about it, fool? These my fries.

Fuck You Looking At Nigga

Want you to rake up these leaves off the lawn.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby

Black-owned with black money.

Octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus Squa squa squa

Any fool can make a baby but only a real man can raise his children.

Y'all want to see a dead body

Ricky, baby! Ricky!

It was a Sunday, right? Rick and l were kicking it up on Crenshaw.

Came to see you.

- Mark ass. - Y'all trying to scare me.

Punk I'll kick yo ass

Do he got a girlfriend

I remember. That was a good game. You picked up 276 yards in that game.

Fucking mangy mutts!

See? That's how y'all got that one.

KIM IS HAVING A BRUNCH YAL WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?

Chris, tell him I ain't gonna take his ball.

Y'all want to see a dead body ...

Shakep ngga's fan: Gimme my brothers ball back..!

Well, you ain't a virgin, is you?

I got a woody in my sweats But I ain't wearing any sweats

Trying to keep my ass out this time.

The skinz Or what

It's what happens when property value of a certain area is brought down.

You can cry in front of me.

Look at this place. Way y'all act, y'all must think I'm the maid.

Told you not to bring that ball. Wait till I tell Mama.

Just like the Jews, the Italians, the Mexicans and the Koreans do.

I don't know about all this. Got us walking around Compton and all.

She don't need to be seeing this!

- And the early English settlers who were called... Class?

Yeah, you act like you ain't never had no barbecue before.

I'll be the one taking care of them.

I want y'all to look at that sign. See what it says?

He fine, anyway. You better watch his ass. Somebody might steal him.

Sure, let's do it.

...stick my thing in her...

- I know you didn't bring me no swine. - No.

Hey, I'm supposed to be talking to you, not passing messages.

- Where y'all coming from? - Compton.

I ain't been up this early in a long time.

Gimme my brothers ball back Lah..!!

If one more person says "right" after they say something they think is clever imma scream

I'm gonna shoot the motherfucker if he don't kill me first.

I said sit down before I raise my voice and make a fool out of both of us.

So get yourself together.

Me: I hate when ppl jump in my dm after I like their picture My Friends:

Somebody got smoked. Look at the hole in the wall, stupid.