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- Wait, what? You have parking? - Not anymore.
You think I had a job interview?
Ah, look at those cheeks.
He should really be on suicide watch.
And usually they flame out after about 48 hours,
I don't know what my password is. Do you know what it...?
What? What's going on here?
♪ Kent said to me ♪
I cannot tell you, we are so happy to hear you say that...
- Get off of the plane. - Ma'am, we're taxiing.
Is this the amount of times you've admired yourself in the mirror today?
But until now, nobody's thrown down
That's the Latino vote, right?
- Sure. - So there are fewer opportunities
No, uh-uh, you can't take Mike.
Yeah. You getting freezed out by Kent?
- Oh. Uh... - Yeah? Yeah?
You know I'm right
You know, I once went powerboating on Lake Erie.
- No! - Yes, I did.
I'm not. I'm having dessert.
This is the situation room, ma'am, during the hostage mission.
between this job and the one that you just interviewed for.
I just said I had no time.
I can't airbrush history, ma'am. I'm not Joseph Stalin.
- Boom! - That's her catchphrase.
Come on, Gary.
Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at
♪ Don't be elite, Pete ♪
- Yeah. - Like a lady soldier.
* Kent says there's 50 ways to win in Denver... *
This comes from POTUS.
Well, my enhanced foreign policy role will serve me well.
Hey, ma'am, thanks again for inviting me to dinner.
- Metric. - Metric.
I won't touch anything. Oops, I just started a war with Iran.
This is Kent's doing.
Now, I'm so sorry, but I don't think we're gonna be able to do the dinner with Dana.
- Jonah. - Hey.
Would it be okay if I showed you some ideas I have regarding strategy?
That is so childish.
- If you could just... - Ahem.
These are all great. A parody song of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover."
No, no, no, no. I love it.
I do, I kind of like that.