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Because it took you so long to learn the other one.
Jonah?
If there was a tsunami, you'd be genuinely looking at your phone
You're right. It's asinine.
Hey. Veep in?
That thing?
In college there was only one girl that was interested in me.
Amy. Now, am I getting older or are you getting younger?
I'm not a hick. Screw you, Depardieu.
♪ Don't be pro-choice, Joyce ♪
And Mama likes.
Let go of me, all right?
♪ La-lum. ♪
If I were to use a Sicilian supplier, which I wouldn't,
We've been watching you, Jonah.
I've got a Lagoon 380.
while pretending to like it like he was pretending to like it,
You sail, Mike? Have a boat?
you've been weird with him.
No.
* No, no, no, don't sing it with me *
- And limbs. - Uh-huh.
the 2004 tsunami.
I'm fine. Look, I can handle this whole thing.
♪ Take it from me ♪
Mr. Speaker. It's nice to see you again.
♪ The problem is all inside your head ♪
- Morning, guys. - Morning.
That's just one of my classic jokes.
Dan is bored. Sue is looking for another job.
Oh, there are not gonna be any veterans
Isn't that great?
- He's great. - I've got a big bounce coming on.
Why didn't you just take the good one of me, Photoshop it in?
No, ma'am. No missing legs.
- She's a total gal's gal. - Oh, I can't wait.
♪ My treat for you... ♪
I become Mike, you become an ugly me.