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- [screams, shuddering]
I shall burn this Boobillow for men's rights!
and go get me a coffee.
- Okay, Alice, what are we supposed to do, then, huh?
I had no idea.
"Is this guy Alice Murphy assistant material?"
[all cheering] - Cool!
- Could be because you're not a salesman, bitch.
Now get!
- So do you want us to get on the phones now or...?
- Superglue for a super bitch.
- Oh, she's still in there! Oh, my God, where's Sigourney?
You don't even know massaging. What kind of massaging is that?
That was awesome. That was cool.
- Yeah, you can just put that down anywhere, Adam.
in the mouth or something.
- Oh, my gosh, I thought that was
so you will need a new assistant, right?
- All right, well, I'll think about it.
a warm, steaming travel mug
- Yes, um, what size are your breasts?
I'm gonna try to contact my father.
'cause the men are about to s-save the day.
Sorry. I'm calling to talk to you about your knock-wobbles.
- Dudes, dudes, dudes, check it out.
- [straining] And I'm all good. I'm fine.
- Okay, cut it out, Adam.
[dial tone]