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I can't take this anymore. - It's true, man.
Well, I'm about to prove to you that I would.
- Yeah, I, like, almost cared for two seconds.
- Nice.
You know how those bitches always leave their windows
[laughter]
- No, I--no, I don't. - Yes.
- We're gonna do... - We're doing that?
- Dude, I'm gonna call my dad. - You got to. You have to.
- Yes! - Dudes!
But I neutralized my sexuality, so I don't care.
- Stand up! Cover yourselves!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Dude, I got a girl's number yesterday.
[buttons pop]
- Okay, I think I lost her.
And now it's just a waiting game.
all: Unbutton your buttons!
- You have a real tattoo?
- [chuckles] Right? - No, no.
[chuckles] I cramped up there.
- [screaming]
- What you working with, girl? [line clicks, dial tone]
Let's be on the right side of histor-she.
can you unzip?
- Could you zip me up?
to sell their products exclusively.
- That's what we're gonna do. - All right, save the day!
I'm just calling to talk to you about your tits.