Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Dude, I'm gonna call my dad. - You got to. You have to.

You know how those bitches always leave their windows

But I neutralized my sexuality, so I don't care.

Well, I'm about to prove to you that I would.

- We're gonna do... - We're doing that?

- Stand up! Cover yourselves!

- You have a real tattoo?

- No, I--no, I don't. - Yes.

- Could you zip me up?

[chuckles] I cramped up there.

- Yes! - Dudes!

Let's be on the right side of histor-she.

- What you working with, girl? [line clicks, dial tone]

I'm just calling to talk to you about your tits.

Dude, I got a girl's number yesterday.

And now it's just a waiting game.

- Yeah, I, like, almost cared for two seconds.

I can't take this anymore. - It's true, man.

- Okay, I think I lost her.

- [chuckles] Right? - No, no.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- That's what we're gonna do. - All right, save the day!

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