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Luckily, all the saleswomen in the office killed it.
[man snickers]
- Help!
- No, it's not badass. It's embarrassing.
- Hey, gals, check out my new assistant.
Adam, go ahead and kick me in the dads.
- [whispering] Yes, it's fine.
- And now in. - In?
- That was incredible! - Put them on vibrate, please.
No, no, no, spread the legs more.
- Okay, Alice.
[bottle spraying] Just--
[laughter]
just spritz your member four times...
- Hey, psst. - Jesus.
Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! Scumbag! I'll beat you next time, Rangers. Oh, they're gone. Grrrr!
- [sighs]
- Whoops.
- Just give me one moment. - No--Don't touch me. Fine.
is the Boobillow.
- Yeah, put them on vibrate. This is a presentation.
- [squeals]
- [laughing]
'Cause we do your job now, right?
- It is. Loin's for closers.
I'm left-handed.
- All right, women, shut up and stand back.
- [grunts] Miss Murphy, I got you