Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, spread the legs more.

is the Boobillow.

- Hey, psst. - Jesus.

'Cause we do your job now, right?

Adam, go ahead and kick me in the dads.

- [whispering] Yes, it's fine.

- And now in. - In?

- [grunts] Miss Murphy, I got you

- Yeah, put them on vibrate. This is a presentation.

[bottle spraying] Just--

- Hey, gals, check out my new assistant.

I'm left-handed.

- It is. Loin's for closers.

Luckily, all the saleswomen in the office killed it.

Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! Scumbag! I'll beat you next time, Rangers. Oh, they're gone. Grrrr!

- No, it's not badass. It's embarrassing.

- All right, women, shut up and stand back.

just spritz your member four times...

- Just give me one moment. - No--Don't touch me. Fine.

- That was incredible! - Put them on vibrate, please.