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than what anyone meant for it to mean.
Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.
I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat.
8H.
-[stammers] 12C! Aah! -Delta down.
Yeah, we're all equally scared.
[exhales]
[rocks, crystals clatter]
[people screaming]
Are you all right, Superman?
That's a cool name.
in case I don't know who he is.
How did Luthor get in here? It's keyed into my DNA.
[shouts]
[low music plays]
Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy.
[distant rumbling]
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
Don't talk to me.
…between 12 and 24 hours…
I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.
between the US government and the Justice Gang.
Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice.
all on your own.
our government's support in nullifying you.
Others are for more personal transgressions.
Okay.
I'm creating a… distraction.
Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof?
And they aren't aliens.
Not without air in his lungs.
[raptor] Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor?
so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy
♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪
He's doing something in here!
to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian?
-they're obsessed with me. -[sighs]
-Okay. -Which is gone now, by the way.
-[panting] -[groans]
-[thumps] -[quietly] Okay… okay.
[rumbling]
-I love you. -Love you.
Heel, boy! [grunts]
Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but…
Now you're being dishonest, Lois.
Yes.
What do you know about these biological parents of yours?
Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could.
[Five] Fourteen fractured bones.
-[groans] -[screaming]
They sent me here as a baby to save my life.
Yes, I know this, first of all.
Sorry about that. I'm so sorry.
You know which way that would go.
[raptor 1] Restricted area, pal!
[clicks, whirs]
Oh, wow!
Hey.
-Lex. -What?
34B.
You don't get a vote with a name like that.
-I tried to protect Superman. -[exhales]
[male translator] Lord over the planet
-[men chattering, indistinct] -[sirens in distance]
[sighs]
and the Boravian government
[engine blasts]
from standing in the way of the Boravian invasion, Chief.
I cherish it more than anything.
Thought you was out here. [sighs]
When creating a pocket universe, if you are just one picometer off,
So, this guy just flew into midtown and started attacking people,
[metallic warble]
[metallic creaking]
He's not my boyfriend.
[flames roar]
[metallic clattering]
a dimensional rift into the surrounding area!
He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.
[Peacemaker] Thinks he's better than everybody else.
[sighs] Dude.
[Luthor] You beam super squirrels into its brain.
It's implied. Yeah.
find very attractive.
[thud]
says a whole lot more about you
[Luthor] Don't worry.
[footsteps thudding]
[grunts]
is the most powerful being on Planet Earth:
in a pocket universe?
Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur,
[zapping]
You want me to drive?
I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship.
♪ All over mine ♪
Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes.
[exhales] Oh, hi.
Eve?
might be faking a Boravian accent.
so he can dominate without resistance,
[sniffs]
-[scattered applause] -Not our name.
[dinging continues]
[male translator] That place is Earth.
New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.
[Lois] Ready?
from LuthorCorp in the past two years.
I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise.
It's just… a little off.
[gasps] Oh, I have it right here.
They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog.
or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon.
-[metallic clicking] -[door slams]
[teeth clinking]
Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs.
All together, they're an unstoppable force we call PlanetWatch.
Why?
♪ I am a hellion The new rebellion ♪
You know what I mean?
-Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop! -[whimpering]
Neither does my source.
[both panting]
Uh-huh. How, uh… How long?
[male reporter chatter on tv]
The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the Hammer of Boravia.
[engine sputtering]