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But you said my toes look like
[sighs]
A former special operative, whose blood I infused
This place is filthy with black hole vortexes,
Show me! You show me what ties there are
[nanites chittering]
I, uh… Yeah, I heard him, Ma.
in the t-trip from Krypton to Earth.
with the blood of every Jarhanpurian!
Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people.
[screams]
[shouts]
It's not fake.
-[gasps] -What?
[Hammer] This is your last warning.
until Superman came along.
I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment.
[whistles]
[people murmuring]
Thank you.
-Social media. -Yes.
[straining]
[exhales]
between Boravia and your boyfriend.
Twenty-two people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage.
But that is being human.
[reporter 2] Once again, Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops
-What does that mean? -Nothing, I just…
-Kryptonian. -Eh, same diff.
we would have a more serious discussion, that's all.
the spreading rift between universes out there.
will live on in this new frontier.
Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the, uh, Hammer
[weakly] I'm not messing around.
This has to be BS.
[sighs, exhales]
6K! 9A!
[beeps]
[mooing]
And?
Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.
-Where's the dog? -[Eve gasping]
Oh, my-- Stop. Krypto, put him down.
-[music continues] -Fire!
less than a day, and already Boravia's pulling this crap?
I can handle any question that comes my way.
before you took matters into your own hands
You were saying you weren't sure about it?
What are they doing?
Hell, yeah. We're in.
I went to see Ghurkos.
I'm as human as anyone.
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
Cover me!
I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but…
Very seldomly.
And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert.
And we got helium.
I do but, Eve,
-Okay. Intuitive. -[controls beeping]
[metal clinks]
He can metamorphose into any known substance.
Uh, he did-- He didn't completely kick Superman's ass.
with a foreign entity, believe it or not.
You love breakfast.
[groaning]
[engines whining, slowing]
[sighs]
-Hot damn. -[Lois] What?
Come on over.
[panting]
-[sighs] -What's "oh"?
You're kidding.
-[shouts] -[shrieks]
[sighs] What the hell?
I wasn't acting, Clark. If you keep interviewing yourself,
representing the Justice Gang? [scoffs]
[chuckles]
[cracking]
-[Luthor] No! -Bravo down.
and I showed up and told them that wasn't right.
-[thuds] -[grunts]
to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion.
[nanites clinking]
[breathing heavily]
-No, no, no, no, no-- -Eve?
[Luthor] There. Superman won't be able to ignore that.
How do you do it, Jimmy?
[gunshot]
Big Blue stopped a war.
[cries]
I love, I… I get scared.
What do you see? Did you find him?
Here, where?
[Engineer] This message…
[cackles]
♪ Are just in my head ♪
-What? -About Clark.
This is something you think I don't know?
[rumbling]
That's where we put it.
The dog, Luthor! You took the dog!
that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites.
[Eve] Oh, my God!
[Mr. Terrific] Hey!
[Jor-El speaks Kryptonian]
-I'm Lois. Hi. -[Martha] Lois.
Please.
but now?
I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno-glasses.
[deep warble]
♪ Not gonna take this ♪
For an interview.
[blasting]
[shouts]
[Four] "Our beloved home will soon be gone forever.
[shouts]
-[engine roars] -Whoa!
[blows thudding in distance]
-Maintain LOS. -Yes. No shit, Larry.
I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark.
Justice Gang?
-What's that, Clark? -[Clark] Sorry, Ma,
…good, I don't know, doing good.
-Do you have him? -Them.
[rumbling]
Hey, bro, what are you doing? Stop that!
[muffled shouts continue]
It'll get bigger.
so we've outsourced your confinement
♪ And it'll be love, love, love All through our bodies ♪
Primed and ready.
I mean, the petroleum deposits alone
[shrieks]
-Hi. -[giggles] He looked at me.
-That place is Earth." -"That place is Earth."
-1A! 1A! -[blows landing]
An implied vow?
whether or not I knew the answer to it.
That's just some dimensional imp.
♪ You wish that you were deep ♪
I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois.
No! No! No!
Hold on a minute then.
and hold off a beat and consider the consequences.
As you may know, or maybe you don't,
[in Boravian] Our forces aren't prepared to deal with metahuman anomalies.
[laughs]
[stairs clatter]