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I could fill you in on all of the behind-the-scenes.
[grunts]
-[Superman panting] -[Mr. Terrific] Clark, what the--
I'm seeing something that you'd all wanna see!
It's me, Mali.
has been like iron for 30 years,
Yeah?
-[servos whirring] -[whoosh]
2A!
[gasps] We're trying.
[kisses] Okay.
of the potential limitations detaining you,
44T!
♪ And love, love, love ♪
I just do what I can not to be splashed.
That's your favorite.
Get him!
[chuckles] I'm sorry, it's…
He's not--
[boots squealing]
Dog?
-Really? -Really.
Yeah, okay I gotta go. I gotta run.
Mmm. [groans]
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
Get the toy.
[Mr. Terrific] Superman.
[shrieks]
[whistling]
[engine slowing]
[gasps]
Guards! Guards! He's doing something!
I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it.
[screaming]
Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.
Get him someplace safe. Take the T-craft.
-How many does it hold? -Five, or six. Six.
I told you I wasn't good at relationships.
and to help the world to be a better place.
-What? -All right.
Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying.
In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace.
No, not really. It's more of a… foster situation.
The rumors are true.
[crystal shatters]
♪ And I'm always pretty happy ♪
-[sirens in distance] -Superman!
great.
Yeah, fine.
I think I'm doing a good job.
more than petty ex-girlfriends.
Superman, I preemptively put up the soothing--
We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift.
-Really? -Yeah.
[both chuckle]
[panting]
I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals
[Lois] This girl is obsessed with you?
[computer chirping]
[gasps, grunts]
Unbelievable.
[reporter 3] Without Superman here to stop it this time,
[Four] I put your parents' message on to soothe you.
Look, I didn't even want to bother you,
Today the Secretary of Defense
Not our name. Makes us sound like cowboys.
The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to Earth.
[Superman grunts]
The Boravian government, of all people, is saying this?
[cheering]
Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex.
-[whooshing] -[Hawkgirl shrieks]
So you're just gonna let your friend rot
You know that one specifically irritates me!
The Mighty Crabjoys suck.
Because you're destroying us!
[reporter 4] The villagers cling onto
How about now?
Come on, Eve.
I have a connection at BodaBank.
Her name's Lois.
Comms, two to one.
-[Luthor] Rex. Look who it is. -[metallic clicking]
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
-Back off, Guy! -Oh.
No, no, no!
What does that mean?
But what about all the kind acts
I'm scared.
[Rex] Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
[Green Lantern] Just like to say thank you
[anchor] The whole world has turned against Superman,
We've had Luthor on this show many times.
Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker.
Today we have a special guest.
And so, to celebrate, I am making you your favorite:
[exhales] I don't know.
Admittedly, I'm not comfortable
[whooshing]
Unfortunately, no.
[whooshes]
Clark, that ain't-- that ain't…
think they can dictate international policy?
conservatives and liberals can finally agree on
["Superman main theme" plays]
No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady.
-[cape whipping] -[wind whooshing]
[empty chamber clicks]
And the rest of the message is lost.
Your hot ex is a genius.
[shutter clicking]
I know, Lex.
And I placed him against a cactus.
♪ Bring me sunshine Bring me love ♪
I'm fine. [panting]
I have a workaround for that as well.
Superman doesn't have time for selfies.
-[indistinct] -[Cat squeals]
[screams]
[whines]
-I'm just-- It's late. -No, this is what you do
[thud]
They sent me here to kill people.
I have no clue what you're talking about.
[parents' message plays]
[groans]
-[growls] -[coughs]
Big time.
-[giggling] -[smashing]
[Cat] You can afford $1,000 concert tickets…
Now we can be together forever.
to ruin Superman's reputation.
-Yes, that part. -No, that part was an aside.
Terrific, how do they work?
He just killed that poor guy.
Krypto! Come!
you understand that it's yours too.
[Lois] And that's… bad?
where you can do the most good
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six…
I think we need to get to those portals up there.
there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining
I have a question, President Ghurkos.
This ain't playtime! Quit messin' around!
Home.
[groans]
♪ When I'm just Kicking back with you" ♪
♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪
[shouts]
-Planets with red suns. -Oh.
[rumbling]
-Ultraman's back. -Ultraman!