Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but there's no way that message is fake.

-[Superman groans] -[baby whines]

in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall,

between Boravia and this "Hammer!"

-[baby coos] -…work them?

[suspenseful music]

♪ Ain't gonna take this Ain't gonna take this ♪

At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies.

[through megaphone] Everybody, clear the area.

and a couple of planes and some other stuff.

Are you kidding me?

♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪

[chatter and laughter]

Where'd they get the footage though?

♪ But you can't hear me Laughing to myself ♪

I replicated the Big Bang with a LuthorCorp mega-collider,

Let's do it, Cronkite.

-[growls] -Those things aren't cheap!

You have to take him.

[machine whines]

-Jimmy, will you transcribe? -Uh-huh.

Superman! Superman! Superman!

Aw, you look like shit.

I'm closing the freakin' rift.

♪ We're on a planet of our own That we made from the bones ♪

♪ My mother says That I'm a fool ♪

Therefore, at this point, Superman,

I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your…

Chitlins are intestines.

-[sirens wailing] -[horn honks]

[solar flames roar]

[sighs] The country of Boravia has purchased

-Lex, I tried to stop him. -[Luthor] It's fine, Heather.

…before it gets to a city I care about.

-And compression, obviously. -What are you doing?

since you claim not to read any of that stuff--

[raptor 1] Fall back! Fall back!

that violates 12 international treaties.

[shutter clicking]

You be sure to keep our guest in check.

So you want the Defense Department

to extraterrestrial organisms.

[reporter 3] Boravian president, Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion

Superman, a mean dog in a cape,

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan,

I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with,

-What are you--? Stop. -Where's the button?

unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-EI.

-[drive clicks] -Got it.

-Raptors! Raptors! -In here! Guards! Guards!

["Superman main theme" plays]

[nanites clicking]

You have a dog?

City spokespeople…

-There's always a way. -I said don't talk to me!

Could be together again?

-Shut up, Steve. -Like, uh, possum or chitlins…

[Jimmy] Whatever his motives are,

[Peacemaker] A lot of these guys, these…

[Luthor grunts]

Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone?

[wind whipping]

[Kryptonian continuing, warbles]

He's in your group, right? The, um, uh--

[glass tinkles]

Your choices, Clark.

to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur.

Well, this just in. An absolute bombshell

He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur.

[Superman] Get! Go!

Sight and X-ray vision should be completely muted.

That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth

I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're…

Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman

[hooting, squealing]

[people screaming]

-It's not healthy, is it? -Mm-mmm.

so I'd have an excuse to kill you!

[Luthor] Well, keep looking.

Just give me a minute. I'll get Krypto, and we'll go--

[exhales] Uh-huh.

["Bring Me Sunshine" by Sophie Madeline playing]

and walking out of an interview?

I'm coming in on my own accord.

Krypto! Come here, boy!

I'm sorry, friend.

he's out there alone.

Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern.

[sustained whistle]

Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up any good roadkill lately.

he'll have to personally answer to me.

[raptor 2] Whoa! What do we got here?

[engine rumbles]

[male translator] Do us proud, our beloved son.

-[thud] -[screaming]

-You seem upset. -[scoffs] I'm…

I know these computer forensics guys.