Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Luthor has been giving them
Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists
Luthor, don't do this.
Get back to your vehicle and get out of here!
Good for you, asshole! I'm getting blinked to death!
[Luthor] This is our private correctional institution.
Oh, I love her so much.
Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.
Destroyed. Along with all of my history.
I love you, Jimmy Olsen.
[chuckles]
any signs yet of loss of life,
[Engineer] I can drill into it, Lex.
Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation
-[hand lands] -[exhales]
Finally a bit of good news amid the chaos here this morning.
[Lex Luthor] Engineer, come in.
Thank you.
Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em.
-King? -King.
down in Luttus.
You heard him! He took him!
We're just seeing each other.
The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.
[woman speaking Kryptonian]
Yes, but you know that's very silly.
Fine, I-I won't write
♪ Dad says Obey the rules ♪
After Superman acted with violence against our Boravian allies,
[shouts]
[Jimmy] Pretty thoroughly, Clark.
of the well-trained Boravian military.
[rumbling]
I had never heard the second half before.
-Terrific? -Follow me!
No! They chose him! Let them die!
♪ Bring me a rainbow From the sky ♪
how Lex Luthor's connected to all this.
[whirring]
♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪
She likes to go and party on other planets.
-Do we rappel? -Rappel?
[power hums]
I thought it was great, Clark.
[Hawkgirl] On the counter, where it always is.
[dishes clattering]
-I can't. -I believe in you, Superman!
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
♪ And there'll be sun, sun, sun All over our faces ♪
-More than a war that lasted… -…myself and, and, and…
[thud]
[roars]
Superman. Superman.
Everyone file. This way, please.
I'm not killing you
What are chitlins?
♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪
a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.
♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪
Lex! The rift is almost here!
-No. -[Larry] Hotel down!
♪ That's a voice That's from your past ♪
[rumbling continues]
Why the hell would Lex want half a desert?
Way to bring it home!
Makes this declaration he's against killing people
Can't he hold his breath for over an hour?
A very small amount.
he finds Boravian women the most physically attractive
and I try to make the best choices I can.
Are you being serious right now?
[whirring]
with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos.
Hey, buddy. Eyes up here.
This is on the record, Superman.
We have searched the universe
that the only rabid animal around here is Superman.
-You're late again, Kent. -Sorry, Perry.
[Lois] The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information
That was sick.
[straining]
♪ See me die on Bleecker Street ♪
They don't know anything about anything, really.
-Then you pretend… -I'm not mad.
[Superman] Krypto, drop him!
[whirs]
[pots clatter]
you're here for more nefarious purposes.
Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel
And, of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Raptors.
[cheering]
-[steam hisses] -[monkey cries]
-How's your mom? -My mom?
That's how you got into the Fortress. [gasps]
Krypto! Ow! Ow! Stop it. Stop.
Because of our metabolism,
[wind whooshing]
[sighs] Brain beats brawn. [exhales]
[roars]
It's Kryptonite poisoning.
and take it to an intergalactic zoo or…
We feed the canine, but he is unruly.
-[barks] -Ahh!
[Luthor] How do you contain a super dog?
[Martha] Ol' mush.
Yes, but the results
[creature wails]
Yeah.
[beeps]
-[tail thumping] -[Krypto sniffing]
[reporter 3] And over in Eastern Europe,
Nothing's felt right since he showed up.
[roars]
-Is that necessary? -[restraint zips]
What is this?
[laughing]
[nanites clicking]
for PlanetWatch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning?
The nanites are still in his lungs.
Ow. Ow! Stop. Ow. Stop it.
Sorry, kid.
♪ We are the hellions The new rebellions ♪
[computer chittering]
No, you are not going to take credit for this.
we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos
[metal clattering]
We are here to give y'aII tools,
I knew I could easily get
We love you more than land.
and think everyone you've ever met is, like…
It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it!
First, the government has some questions they want answered.
Hi, Ma.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
you don't have any rights to read.
[thud]
Very handsome! Very handsome!
You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you--
Some friend. Came here to rule over me?
Hey!
♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪
36B--
One, two, three, four!
-[inhales] -[man 2] Lex!
you're seeing for the first time.
Okay.
Superman, we finally meet.
My point is, I question everything and everyone.
It would be difficult to find him.
Sorry, I'm trying to figure out
["Superman main theme" plays]
I don't know how in the hell this thing hasn't been spotted.
This rift is about to tear into the city.
Every time there's something he doesn't want to do,
[Clark] I'm not doing anything.
…at least euthanize it less painfully.
♪ Life's too short to be spent Having anything but fun ♪
I was gonna break up with him, actually.