Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the one he always gropes at the Christmas party.
While you're here, would you like a tour?
And one day he died.
You stole the banquet of the only art show I've ever put together.
She was arrested on a morals charge this morning.
I am not that person.
You were, but that was before we found Dorothy.
I was having a few sips while I rinsed out my underwear.
Blanche, that does it, I have had it.
Come on, we've had that conversation.
Please forgive me, Dorothy.
You no-good, back-stabbing jezebel. I demand you show me that paper.
Then you don't mind if he stays till I find his owner?
Dorothy isn't here.
He's never called me at home before.
of the arrangements for the banquet.
That's OK. I'll get him out.
I don't hate you. As a matter of fact, I once had a dog.
Right.
On the bottom I'll write, "I was a big fat jerk."
In the past few days I've been turned down