Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WE JUMP UP AND SAY,
WE'RE GONNA GIVE HER THIS BOX.
THERE HE GOES, LYING TO YOU AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA
THAT MUST BE A RECORD.
Heck yeah I need to hire a va
SHE'S BEEN RUINING MINE FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS.
OH, YEAH. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
HEY, HOW DID YOU GET IN?
A LINOLEUM FROG?
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
BECAUSE I YELLED "POPSICLE" IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR?
"TO MISS COLLINS, A REALLY NEAT LADY.
OK, MAMA.
OR I'LL BE LATE FOR MISS CLARK'S DINNER PARTY.
THANK YOU FOR THE SURPRISE QUIZ, MISS COLLINS.
DWAYNE!
BEST WISHES, LOU RAWLS."
THIS IS TRUE.
BUT LUCKILY, MY KID SISTER FOUND IT!
SEE, IT LEARNED HOW TO SIT DOWN AND THEN LIE DOWN.
I EVEN BOUGHT HER THIS--THIS--THIS LINOLEUM FROG.
I'D GIVE EVERY PENNY I HAVE TO FORGET IT.
HMM. YOU COULD JOIN THE NAVY.
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU AND DWAYNE,