Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've got a special guest coming live from Harvey Milk Elementary,
- Bye! See you next week. - Bye!
I hope you learned your lesson.
Okay, there's laundry in the washer, Mommy and Me class starts at two
No, don't worry. We've got you covered.
Hey, Candace Nicole Parker?!
Oh, Jodie Fisher!?
and don't forget Tommy gets his bottle at six.
What, nobody "woot-woots" anymore?
I know I look like I got it going on, but deep down, I'm a wreck.
Aw, this breaks my heart.
- Boxcar. - Good night, everybody.
Just give me a sign. A hint.
and I really got to know your kids,
And coconut shrimp and mixed nuts and free ice.
Sorry, but when you go fishing, you want the smartest, most scantily-clad bait.
Remember that magician at the party who tried to hypnotize me? It didn't work.
What?!
And we appreciate everything that you do. We love you.
Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks.
Hypnosis isn't real.
What do you think, I'm in preschool?
Oh, Stefanie Scott!?
Just so you know, if any of my clothes turn out to be magic, they're all yours.
Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet.
He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket.
We can bring two carry-ons, right?
So what are you, about 250?
She has my super-magic scarf! My recital is tonight!
- He's here. - I'm the plumber.
And now I bestow it upon you.