Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just so you know, if any of my clothes turn out to be magic, they're all yours.
I've got a special guest coming live from Harvey Milk Elementary,
- He's here. - I'm the plumber.
And we appreciate everything that you do. We love you.
I hope you learned your lesson.
and I really got to know your kids,
She has my super-magic scarf! My recital is tonight!
So what are you, about 250?
- Boxcar. - Good night, everybody.
and don't forget Tommy gets his bottle at six.
Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet.
What?!
Just give me a sign. A hint.
And now I bestow it upon you.
And coconut shrimp and mixed nuts and free ice.
What do you think, I'm in preschool?
- Bye! See you next week. - Bye!
Sorry, but when you go fishing, you want the smartest, most scantily-clad bait.
No, don't worry. We've got you covered.
Okay, there's laundry in the washer, Mommy and Me class starts at two
He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket.
Aw, this breaks my heart.
Hypnosis isn't real.
Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks.
What, nobody "woot-woots" anymore?
Remember that magician at the party who tried to hypnotize me? It didn't work.
I know I look like I got it going on, but deep down, I'm a wreck.
We can bring two carry-ons, right?