Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you think, I'm in preschool?
And we appreciate everything that you do. We love you.
What?!
Just give me a sign. A hint.
We can bring two carry-ons, right?
I know I look like I got it going on, but deep down, I'm a wreck.
She has my super-magic scarf! My recital is tonight!
I hope you learned your lesson.
Hypnosis isn't real.
Okay, there's laundry in the washer, Mommy and Me class starts at two
and don't forget Tommy gets his bottle at six.
I've got a special guest coming live from Harvey Milk Elementary,
Aw, this breaks my heart.
Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks.
Just so you know, if any of my clothes turn out to be magic, they're all yours.
- Boxcar. - Good night, everybody.
No, don't worry. We've got you covered.
Remember that magician at the party who tried to hypnotize me? It didn't work.
- Bye! See you next week. - Bye!
What, nobody "woot-woots" anymore?
And coconut shrimp and mixed nuts and free ice.
So what are you, about 250?
Sorry, but when you go fishing, you want the smartest, most scantily-clad bait.
- He's here. - I'm the plumber.
Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet.
And now I bestow it upon you.
and I really got to know your kids,
He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket.