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Oh, no! Tommy's gone!
Thousands of people are chanting your name.
until I put this bad boy on.
Oh, Max, I'm so sorry.
Okay, your house, your rules.
But then I moved in here
It is going off in the VIP bathroom.
Don't worry about it. You're not gonna quack under the pressure.
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I mean, diaper changes, baby baths.
Today, I'm babysitting my little buddy Tommy.
- Your text said you were going to Italy. - I was.
The first time I deejayed in a real club, I was terrified,
On account of I'm his mother.
♪ And on this farm he had a duck ♪
Oh, wow! Now that was fun!
I'm a naughty plumber...
Now let it out slowly.
I can't have children.
Upstairs? You don't wanna talk a little first?
In his pants.