Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Soon the super karate monkey death car would...
Oh, thanks.
Seven times and two months in jail?
You can pull the ignition wires and cross 'em without any cosmetic damage at all.
Uh, where'd that picture of your mom go?
You know, maybe you can just lie on the test.
Oh, no, no.
[ Clears Throat ]
[ Pounds Desk ] Wake up, people!
Beth? Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth?
Where'd she go? Lisa's not feeling well, Andrea.
for the rest of the meeting, I will act the part of Matthew.
Um, you didn't hurt anybody or--
Honestly? Yes. [ Buzzes ]
- What's goin' on? - Joe stole a copy of the test.
so--
Matthew, please be patient. I'm doing my best. Well, I'm doing my part.
Need money for the steak? No, I got that.
Because I... don't really work here.
Now, Dave, I bet you never even thought about shoplifting.
I was arrested for shoplifting once.
"I never doubted myself for a minute,
if you could be any kind of tree...
Oh, and assaulting a police officer, which is not as bad as it sounds.