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Bonjour. Je m'appelle Matthew.
- Well, Matthew's probably free. - Dave, I'm readin' from the book.
Yeah, if you wanna sound like an idiot.
Yes, you. Hi, you!
- Hey, Mr. James. - Hey, Dave.
I would make them sweat, war, war"?
And so then they got me for resisting arrest.
Good.
[ Thuds ]
Well, anyway, since we're friends and all, I thought...
I wasn't as creative about it as you were though. What did you do?
but the boss watches me like a hawk, so I can only get it for Bill.
Ain't he the cutest thing? Yeah.
How come you're so calm?
I know you are.
Oh, great. That's gonna totally ruin the curve.
"But Jimmy has fancy plans,
[ Sizzles ]
Now, Dave, I know you. I can't imagine you ever breaking the law.
What do you mean? Well--
and I happened to notice that you came in here.
Yeah, well, comin' here always cheers me up. Mm-hmm.
- Can you get us free food? - You know, I would,
What memoirs?
Whoa, it's good stuff. It's good stuff.