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- You're lying. - I'm not.
- if she was afraid we were on to her. - I'm not the witch!
Turn it into an improv comedy school or whatever those dumb kids like.
♪ But I'm in luck where I grew up So I know which way ♪
Your hotel's pretty good. Just kidding. It sucks!
♪ And our history's so cool We're the home of the Hamilton-Burr duel ♪
♪ Instead your actions were impious ♪
your hotel sucks, your hotel sucks and your hotel sucks.
What are you all looking at?
and what better way to start a New York story than in New Jersey?
Oh, my God, bats! Or moths! I can't tell! It's too dark!
or at least there used to be. Was an old dock worker shortcut.
and the witch wins if she can achieve her darker purpose."
I wish we could've just watched Gina Tracker, FBI.
♪ This spot's where Hamilton got shot ♪
Well, today I'm going to show you exactly who's got the beef.
♪ You have no choice If you want to survive, follow us ♪
[Portergrave] Bitsy, don't go.
♪ Was that a murdery guy? Or was it just the wind? ♪
Just go ahead and fork me. Let's get this over with.
The Puritans win if they can identify the witch and put her to the torch,
I picked it up at the thrift store for a rainy day.
[yells] Moth! Or baby bat! Is it a moth or baby bat?
Mother always told me if there's trouble, head for the water.
♪ Jersey pride, y'all, let me show you ♪
While most of the townsfolk are god-fearing Puritans,
[groans] My beautiful ankle. Helen, help!
- Should we turn it off? - No, it's fine. It'll grow out.
Do you think she'll make it out alive?
Sorry, Ms. Brandenham. Traffic's a nightmare.
one among you is a witch.
- [crowd mutters] - Hmm!
[sighs] I'm sorry too. That you ratted on me. No, it's okay.
- Really? - I'm coming out.
[rock music playing]
Excuse me?
I liked it. It felt right.
Casual dad over here, casually processing.
[chorus vocalizes]
So what? I'm tired. I only got ten hours last night.