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I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it.
- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man.
You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy.
I was going to eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir, so... help.
- and that'll win him over. - Yeah, I'm sure it will.
- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?
- Oh, my God. You know what? - Yeah, you're really forcing it.
- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?
I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,
- The Ghost busters did it. - Oh, shit!
Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine.
It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple
Your ptarasaur is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah
We’re just a couple of hash oil men in from Dallas and were fixing’ to give you something to chop
Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing.
Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning.
Admit it, come on!
Kanye west Wildcard
No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, Charlie's the wild card.
So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it.
I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer.
Well, then it works.
SUPER PASS, ÜBER PASS
'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find
and it gets us into trouble.
Yeah!
Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,
- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem.
Jesus Christ, guys, I can't stop this van!
- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!
We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline and make a shitload of profit.
Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?
oh yeah big time
- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!
Easy, camper, easy, camper.
Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
Is there any reason behind what you're doing?
I guess babies can't be trusted.
Yeah.
Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan.
The Brains, I'm going to supervise 'cause there is
Were you planning on offing me?
howdy miss, we're just a couple of fleshlight salesmen and it sure looks like you haven't s'd your husband's d in awhile