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We’re just a couple of hash oil men in from Dallas and were fixing’ to give you something to chop
Your ptarasaur is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah
Admit it, come on!
'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find
- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?
and it gets us into trouble.
- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man.
Jesus Christ, guys, I can't stop this van!
- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!
Easy, camper, easy, camper.
The Brains, I'm going to supervise 'cause there is
You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy.
Were you planning on offing me?
- and that'll win him over. - Yeah, I'm sure it will.
No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, Charlie's the wild card.
- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem.
I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer.
So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it.
I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it.
- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!
Kanye west Wildcard
Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?
Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan.
- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?
Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning.
oh yeah big time
Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine.
Yeah!
Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,
Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing.
Well, then it works.
- The Ghost busters did it. - Oh, shit!
I guess babies can't be trusted.
howdy miss, we're just a couple of fleshlight salesmen and it sure looks like you haven't s'd your husband's d in awhile
Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
Is there any reason behind what you're doing?
SUPER PASS, ÜBER PASS
Yeah.
It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple
We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline and make a shitload of profit.
I was going to eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir, so... help.
- Oh, my God. You know what? - Yeah, you're really forcing it.
I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,