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So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it.
Admit it, come on!
- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?
'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find
Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,
SUPER PASS, ÜBER PASS
Jesus Christ, guys, I can't stop this van!
I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,
I was going to eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir, so... help.
Easy, camper, easy, camper.
No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, Charlie's the wild card.
Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing.
- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man.
- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem.
I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer.
Were you planning on offing me?
oh yeah big time
Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple
- The Ghost busters did it. - Oh, shit!
The Brains, I'm going to supervise 'cause there is
- and that'll win him over. - Yeah, I'm sure it will.
and it gets us into trouble.
We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline and make a shitload of profit.
You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy.
- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?
Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?
We’re just a couple of hash oil men in from Dallas and were fixing’ to give you something to chop
Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine.
Yeah.
Yeah!
- Oh, my God. You know what? - Yeah, you're really forcing it.
I guess babies can't be trusted.
howdy miss, we're just a couple of fleshlight salesmen and it sure looks like you haven't s'd your husband's d in awhile
Kanye west Wildcard
- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!
Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan.
Is there any reason behind what you're doing?
- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!
Well, then it works.
Your ptarasaur is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah
Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning.
I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it.