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Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan.
Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning.
- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man.
- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?
and it gets us into trouble.
- and that'll win him over. - Yeah, I'm sure it will.
Yeah!
We’re just a couple of hash oil men in from Dallas and were fixing’ to give you something to chop
It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple
Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,
You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy.
I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it.
Jesus Christ, guys, I can't stop this van!
Is there any reason behind what you're doing?
Your ptarasaur is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah
I was going to eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir, so... help.
- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem.
- Oh, my God. You know what? - Yeah, you're really forcing it.
Kanye west Wildcard
Admit it, come on!
I guess babies can't be trusted.
Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine.
SUPER PASS, ÜBER PASS
Well, then it works.
We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline and make a shitload of profit.
- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!
Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?
I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer.
I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,
Yeah.
Were you planning on offing me?
- The Ghost busters did it. - Oh, shit!
Easy, camper, easy, camper.
howdy miss, we're just a couple of fleshlight salesmen and it sure looks like you haven't s'd your husband's d in awhile
Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find
No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, Charlie's the wild card.
- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?
The Brains, I'm going to supervise 'cause there is
oh yeah big time
- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!
Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing.
So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it.