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It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple
Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?
No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, Charlie's the wild card.
Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,
I guess babies can't be trusted.
You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy.
Admit it, come on!
- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!
oh yeah big time
The Brains, I'm going to supervise 'cause there is
Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning.
Is there any reason behind what you're doing?
- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man.
- Oh, my God. You know what? - Yeah, you're really forcing it.
Were you planning on offing me?
SUPER PASS, ÜBER PASS
Kanye west Wildcard
Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine.
Yeah!
I was going to eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir, so... help.
howdy miss, we're just a couple of fleshlight salesmen and it sure looks like you haven't s'd your husband's d in awhile
Your ptarasaur is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah
I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer.
We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline and make a shitload of profit.
- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem.
- and that'll win him over. - Yeah, I'm sure it will.
Well, then it works.
Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing.
and it gets us into trouble.
Jesus Christ, guys, I can't stop this van!
Yeah.
- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?
- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!
Easy, camper, easy, camper.
We’re just a couple of hash oil men in from Dallas and were fixing’ to give you something to chop
'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find
I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,
- The Ghost busters did it. - Oh, shit!
I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it.
Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan.
Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?
So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it.