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nah we're just a couple fleshlight men in from dallas, lookin' to give your husband somethin' he wants.
Now we’re just a couple oil men in from Aberdeen, and we’re itchin’ like a hound to give you somethin’ you want.
because we are not working with our full crew.
Let’s go back to the original plan. - Ah, the generator.
Why would that be shady?
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Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes.
I bet you still hide your money in your sock drawer.
Wait. Brakes don't... Brakes don't work.
OW! OW!
We've already had to do it, like, a million times.
We'd like to return some gas, please.
Yeah! Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this? No?
Why is someone trying to ruin my life Man, I loved that car!
I cut the brakes! Wild card, bitches!
- I came up with a plan. - Lay it on us, bud.
- The A-Team... - No, no, no!
How do you super-pass on something like this?
Frank is the muscle.
Stewart's up on his second shot on the fairway, hole 15.
- because you look like a burned-up freak. - You know what?
I'm waterboarding your sister because she's
That’s money talk.
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Okay, they're on the move.
I got it working.
Mastersfield steps up to the tee, eight strokes behind the leader.
What the hell are we doing that for?
- Wiggle it. Wiggle it. That's it. That's it. - All right.
I mean, I feel like you really sold me down the river.
Your paragon is failing us, man.
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