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I'm much more likeable one-on-one.
And I'm not gonna apologize for that.
Wow, Nancy's worried.
Thought I could hurdle that coffee table, I really did.
But Adam's got some friends on top.
She's upset. One of us is gonna have to go in there.
Let's just go down there and check her out.
What kind of frickin' lice don't get on the mother's head?
and give his new girlfriend a big licey hug.
You don't do that. I do that.
I don't understand why kids can't stay home alone.
You know, we... we cut up their bananas.
you dodged a bullet.
they are never gonna survive.
I know you're in there.
Thanks for meeting me at the exit of the roller coaster.
Stand down, boy.
Hey, you pulled the pin on the grenade; you jump on it.
Oh, look, you brought your children to my workplace.
My wife has a job, okay?
That was a big hit.
On three. Okay, come on.
This-this is society trying to keep the working moms down!
Maybe you're both. Who says you can't have it all?
why I don't have the bugs.
That repels lice. It does?
My father-in-law just stopped calling me Nancy.
Katie can babysit.