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I felt bad because I thought I was a bad employee.

I will. I'm sorry for both of us.

Emme, Emme, Emme, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, you really took the wind out of my sails.

a physical manifestation of my fear of public speaking.

So what are we gonna do?

The kids' feet don't reach the bottom, but mine did.

I wouldn't call it super helpful.

So I did the healthy thing and I took it out on Lowell.

Well, why wouldn't they tell us that?

while you were running around being a great mom.

I'm pretty sure I saw a zipper on the back of her head.

Hey, you know what?

Oh, I'm sure you'll do great.

I am a good mother.

Last one out stays home, all right?

The Developers Association

Okay, all right, uh... Oh, how about this?

Hold on, hold on.

and she said, "Oh, I have to do it because I'm a woman?"

Not by blood, so let's just take that off the table.

There's no good solution to this.

If I have to take my kids to work every day,

Anytime. But never again.

I-I'm sure she'll understand. I mean, she's probably got kids.

and if that's not good enough for you,

Look, it's on the sheet from school.

And then I'm gonna swing by my ex-husband's house

Every time they get the flu, I get the flu.

He took the kids to that ball pit place yesterday.