Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and throw around the old pigskin?

Wonder what she saw in that guy.

Which was surprising, since we were at a strip club.

I really just wanted to have a nice, quiet day at home

Sheldon ignored me for a week when he got that Roomba vacuum.

"Want of understanding?"

I never had a beer with my dad, either.

Yeah, we could've waited till Monday,

I'm sorry, too.

No, no, speak up.

Do you mind? We're having a moment here.

I'd love to go, but, unfortunately,

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving

Do our traditions mean nothing to you?

We had one of those silly fake weddings.

Howard. Cow tipping: real or not?

So, if your dad died when you were 14,

Oh, he doesn't want me in there. I'm the creepy little guy

They're sacred.

Wait, you went to a chapel?

and making sure Bernadette stays away from the marshmallows.

and lumberjack shoulders, you couldn't do it.

because she invited Zack.

Turns out an apple pie a day does not keep the doctor away.

I mean, we were married by an Elvis impersonator.

Well, Sheldon started talking