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[pats stomach]
♪ Try to make a silk purse from a tongue on a pig now ♪
They won't listen.
Oh, great. Come on.
And the cool part is I could say that
He's not coming.
You're like a great big, demented child.
♪ There's got to be a solution ♪
- And here it is. - Dutch: Oh, good.
Is working class bad?
You couldn't make it work.
Let me go down and get him.
and we'll hit the road, all right?
You can't say that?
Nothing shits better than bacon.
Here's the deal, Dobsy.
♪ I fell right overboard ♪
Because you can't get along with me
[harmonica playing]
Huh. All right.
in a little gilded box under your bed.
- Hmm. - I One more day... I
No, we're getting along great.
- [notes blare] - Christ!
- He's not a truck driver. - Don't interrupt.
I jammed in your mouth to shut you up were clean or not.
[bird cawing]
I'm sorry. Could you excuse us?
Go home.
No, I don't believe I do.
All right, you win.
but anyone else in their station in life is scum.
How's your face?
I'm a friend of your mother's.
You give me a hard time, you'll lose it all.
I can pay for my breakfast
[man coughing]
for the housewares convention.
Son of a...
[laughs] No, not yet.
♪ And it wouldn't cost me a dime ♪
I can pay for my breakfast.
♪ Maybe if we take the time ♪
What about it?
Ah, that was fun.
I don't think so.
Come on.
at your country club, married me to avoid scandal,
I won the bet! [laughs]
She was so understanding about my problems.
I never saw a thing!
Oh, do you know Libby?
Bend your little knees. That's it.
Fireworks are illegal in Illinois.
make a turkey sandwich and hang yourself in the toilet?
[laughing]
[rings]
Do you know how to knock?
♪ Make this world a little better ♪
Good night.
You guys are very lucky.
Hmm.
Don't worry about it. I have a little brother.
Hello.
I appreciate it.
Getting hungry
How about if I go down?
[chuckles]
♪ Maybe we can find a way ♪
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Is... is Mr. Standish in?
Yeah, yeah. You go inside, and we'll take care of this,
Get loose. That's it.
a friend, male.
♪ As long as the world goes round and round... ♪
♪ We've got to give a little love ♪
See, my friend here really wants those shoes.
It's not quite cold enough for that.
Pretend that you're not gonna get $10 million when you're 21.
never to eat anything a fish deposits in a riverbed.
please help me...
Doyle: Yes, yes, yes.
a political discussion, I'll shred you.
Grab your stuff.
[clattering]
and you can't do anything about it,
Now, you call the office first thing Monday morning.
[laughs]
Where's my bag?